That logo has six legs. That is no octopus. That is a hexapus (not the crab)

To be fair, hexapus does sound kind of like an eldritch god of some sort.

Or a witch cat.

That is not an octopus, that is a hexaboob. A notoriously seductive skeleton with 6 boobs.

For anybody confused: Hydra are small aquatic animals related to things like jellyfish. They have a whole bunch of stinging tentacles, a single head, and some species are IIRC effectively immortal. I could google it but that's not the vibe I'm feeling at the moment.

A lot less intimidating than the logo:

"And at the Left hand of the lord stood an angel of fertility, birthing a half dozen babies from her half dozen birth canals. She was the Hexapuss."

Those things are vicious predators at the microbe level though, scary as shit

But who is Mr. Schmidt?

The hexapussy

Maybe the octopus lost two limbs, ever think of that, you ableist shitbag??!1!

Runs off crying

The logo is from Marvel comics. Schmidt is a Nazi SS Obergruppenführer in charge of special weapons development; his division is known as Hydra and is the revival of an ancient cult. After a drug-induced mutation, Schmidt is known as the Red Skull.

Don't ask me any more questions, though; I'll have already forgotten everything I just read!

Adding suckers to the tentacles ruined it.

Two of them are obscured by the skull. They could also be inside the skull along with the head, it's weird that an octopus would have a human skull anyway.

Ah, right, THAT Hydra. I felt like I'd seen that logo somewhere before, but I'm only passingly familiar with comics and such.

hexapus

Sounds like a budget James Bond movie where the titular villain just smuggles minor gemstones and herbs.

Well there's one born every minute so you might as well find SOME use for it 🤷

The tentacles of an octopus are usually not attached neatly in a row. Some of them will be behind the other legs.

Heil Hydra, cut one head and they will participate equally regardless of how they move, communicate, think or interact.

And some be bifurcated

Don't fucking bad mouth octopi we have EIGHT limbs and fuck no they not legs that's a crab or any i mean they they have 8 this must be a spider anthropod or we

I seriously don't understand this logo. It seems to be an octopus, but only showing six tentacles and a skull which cephalopods do not have. The only hard part of the octopus is its beak. Are they trying to show a kraken? That is more of a squid. Ten tentacles and still no skull.

I've met one of those. Beware the coven.

But, they'll still wait their turn in combat to take the hero(es) on, one by one. Every. Fucking. Time. 🙇🏽‍♂️

half dozen

That's... not how they work. By orders of magnitude, no less. 😅

I see what you did there.

Octopusses, you heathen.

Isn’t the logo based on hive?

I can see why people would miss that part as I don't think it's terribly common knowledge, but the red skull is really obvious. A logo is often not a photograph of the corresponding organization's name.

The meme is just bad. Hydra is a representation of an actual Hydra, not a mythical one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(genus)

What tha fuck did you call me??