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I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?
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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you're caught up without even realizing.

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gigastasio sh.itjust.works gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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bruhbeans lemmy.ml bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-03-20
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better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises

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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
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Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”

The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.

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gon [he] lemmy.dbzer0.com gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
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For sure dude! Go for it yooo

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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
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75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.

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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now."

"Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety."

"The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America."

"Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-09
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"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now." "Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety." "The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America." "Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."

Thanks for the update, g.

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-09
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75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it. At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.

Was there a lot of teeth action?

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.” The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.

Goddamn.😐

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
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Was there a lot of teeth action?

No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

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Ghyste sh.itjust.works Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-04
#14 · Quote Reply

If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...

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DickFiasco sh.itjust.works DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-24
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No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

Now there's a sentence I wish I could un-read.

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gigastasio sh.itjust.works gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-13
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100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
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Redstone1 lemmings.world Redstone1@lemmings.world
Joined: 2025-11-18
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If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...

I checked the side bar nd it says-

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Sounds like this is the perfect sub!

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Redstone1 lemmings.world Redstone1@lemmings.world
Joined: 2025-11-18
#18 · Quote Reply

Well. Thats a sentence. 😆

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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Niiiiiice.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Let me know how it goes brah!!

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nocklobster lemmy.world nocklobster@lemmy.world
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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...

Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don't make the rules. 🤷

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

Was there any exposed cliteratii?
Or fine bitches with fat asses?
Or fat bitches with fine asses?

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-09
#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

That's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.

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owenfromcanada lemmy.ca owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-18
#24 · Quote Reply

Your experience was likely less miserable.

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Lioffproxy lemmy.world Lioffproxy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-04
#25 · Quote Reply

"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now." "Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety." "The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America." "Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."

That's actually not bad. Lol

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org mech@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-10-06
#26 · Quote Reply

Nah, you basically got the same experience.

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
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Was there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?

No. Just children

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bennypr0fane discuss.tchncs.de bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-16
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That's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.

Which series is that?

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MTZ lemmy.world MTZ@lemmy.world
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#29 · Quote Reply

Which series is that?

It's from Family Guy.

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