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not_IO
lemmy.blahaj.zone
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2024-12-06 |
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Laser
feddit.org
Laser@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
👉👈 |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
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anuwubis
discuss.tchncs.de
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deJoined: 2023-06-13 |
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Riskable
programming.dev
riskable@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-23 |
It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior. |
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sidelove
lemmy.world
sidelove@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-18 |
try { anal(); } catch() { std(); }
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Speiser0
feddit.org
Speiser0@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-27 |
KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense. |
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baduhai
sopuli.xyz
baduhai@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2023-06-05 |
Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks
programming.dev
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-19 |
try { anal(); } catch (HIV) { die('wear a condom next time'); }
That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance. |
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blackn1ght
feddit.uk
blackn1ght@feddit.ukJoined: 2023-06-22 |
Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think that's the result of dependency injection. |
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sp3ctr4l
lemmy.dbzer0.com
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-04-10 |
Reply hazy, try again. (eventually something will catch) |
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redjard
reddthat.com
Redjard@reddthat.comJoined: 2023-08-06 |
That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.
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Ziglin (it/they)
lemmy.world
Ziglin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
uWu what’s this?
The |
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tetris11
feddit.uk
tetris11@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-02-17 |
The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.
Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses. ^me.^ ^I'm^ ^talking^ ^about^ ^me^ |
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peoplebeproblems
midwest.social
peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialJoined: 2024-12-14 |
Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses. ^me.^ ^I'm^ ^talking^ ^about^ ^me^
Why? |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.
Nah I know I was just shitposting lol |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Why?
They like to live |
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vithigar
lemmy.ca
vithigar@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-26 |
The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.
Also exists in C#, where it allows you to use pointers. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
uWu what’s this?
:3 idk should we try the unsafe code? |
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Jayjader
jlai.lu
Jayjader@jlai.lu Joined: 2023-12-31 |
You can use me after |
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Luccus
feddit.org
Luccus@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-28 |
try { anal(); } catch() { std(); }
I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI. |
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