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UltraHamster64 lemmy.world ultrahamster64@lemmy.world
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KnitWit lemmy.world KnitWit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-18
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As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.

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mika_mika lemmy.world mika_mika@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-17
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As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.

Mine either! Trust

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RustyShackleford piefed.social RustyShackleford@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-27
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Why is this image extra blurry?

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Tomtits lemmy.dbzer0.com blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-10
#5 · Quote Reply

They can still feel them coming out

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#6 · Quote Reply

Mine either! Trust

Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself

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draco_aeneus mander.xyz draco_aeneus@mander.xyz
Joined: 2026-01-23
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They can still feel them coming out

The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here.

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Broadfern lemmy.world Broadfern@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-03
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Why is this image extra blurry?

The screenshot was taken on a CRT

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LemmyKnowsBest lemmy.world LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-11
#9 · Quote Reply

The screenshot was taken on a CRT

It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.

Screenshat

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.

I used to ask my anosmic mom if it smelled like roses. She uses that line frequently now.

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Tomtits lemmy.dbzer0.com blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-10
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The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here.

I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it's Hellen Keller sketch

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Monfreaky444 lemmy.zip Monfreaky444@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-16
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mika_mika lemmy.world mika_mika@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-17
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Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself

I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.

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M137 lemmy.world M137@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-05
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This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.

If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you...

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bennypr0fane discuss.tchncs.de bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-16
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Can I has more blur, please? Extra low brightness, too. Also less pixels. Please. Readability is bad for your skin.

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Mammothmothman lemmy.ca Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-01-02
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Zoom. Enhance. Zoom! Enhance!

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errer lemmy.world errer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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Why is this image extra blurry?

OP realizing he is blind

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explodicle sh.itjust.works explodicle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-11
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This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
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Why is this image extra blurry?

Fart vibrations shook the camera.

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taiyang lemmy.world taiyang@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
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Reminds me of something that's been on my mind for several days now. I spotted in my rear view mirror a driver and their passenger having a conversation in sign language while driving.

I never once thought about it.

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
#23 · Quote Reply

Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.

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Serinus lemmy.world Serinus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

It's perfectly logical. The Sun is loud as shit. Or it would be if there was air to transmit the sound.

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
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Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
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Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.

There is an episode of Braking Bad about farting deaf people?

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flambonkscious sh.itjust.works flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#27 · Quote Reply

Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.

I have no idea what you're talking about but there's no way I'm wading through that stomach churning despair and horror again. It was an amazing story but the number of scenes that made me want to cry and scrape myself clean in the shower was far too many

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
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I have no idea what you're talking about but there's no way I'm wading through that stomach churning despair and horror again. It was an amazing story but the number of scenes that made me want to cry and scrape myself clean in the shower was far too many

I mean literally just the screenshot of Hank. It’s when he connects the dots that Walter is Heisenberg.

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
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There is an episode of Braking Bad about farting deaf people?

Maybe it was in Better Call Saul.

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#30 · Quote Reply

I mean literally just the screenshot of Hank. It’s when he connects the dots that Walter is Heisenberg.

Dude! No spoilers!

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vaultdweller013 sh.itjust.works vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
#31 · Quote Reply

This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

I can assure you that the sun is right fucking loud, my skin burning under its violent rays proves this. Or maybe I'm just paler than death because I'm descended from Celts, Norse, and Germans while being a night owl.

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
#32 · Quote Reply

Dude! No spoilers!

I mean tbh it’s not really much of a spoiler.

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
Joined: 2025-03-22
#33 · Quote Reply

I mean tbh it’s not really much of a spoiler.

I didn't like the show anyway.

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Rooster326 programming.dev Rooster326@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-09-25
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Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.

Deaf people can feel bass.

I hope nobody went to Chipotle

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robocall lemmy.world robocall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#35 · Quote Reply

This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#36 · Quote Reply

The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth.

100%

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.

Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#38 · Quote Reply

If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you...

They might also want to close their eyes.

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OriginEnergySux lemmy.world OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-02
#39 · Quote Reply

When they realise blowing their ass out in a public toilet makes noise

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