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UltraHamster64
lemmy.world
ultrahamster64@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-19 |
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KnitWit
lemmy.world
KnitWit@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-18 |
As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell. |
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mika_mika
lemmy.world
mika_mika@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-17 |
As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.
Mine either! Trust |
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RustyShackleford
piefed.social
RustyShackleford@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-11-27 |
Why is this image extra blurry? |
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Tomtits
lemmy.dbzer0.com
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-10 |
They can still feel them coming out |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Mine either! Trust
Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself |
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draco_aeneus
mander.xyz
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz Joined: 2026-01-23 |
They can still feel them coming out
The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here. |
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Broadfern
lemmy.world
Broadfern@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-03 |
Why is this image extra blurry?
The screenshot was taken on a CRT |
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LemmyKnowsBest
lemmy.world
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-11 |
The screenshot was taken on a CRT
It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT. |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.
Screenshat |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.
I used to ask my anosmic mom if it smelled like roses. She uses that line frequently now. |
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Tomtits
lemmy.dbzer0.com
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-10 |
The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here.
I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it's Hellen Keller sketch |
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Monfreaky444
lemmy.zip
Monfreaky444@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-16 |
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mika_mika
lemmy.world
mika_mika@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-17 |
Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself
I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry. |
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M137
lemmy.world
M137@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-09-05 |
This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way. |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.
If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you... |
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bennypr0fane
discuss.tchncs.de
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Can I has more blur, please? Extra low brightness, too. Also less pixels. Please. Readability is bad for your skin. |
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Mammothmothman
lemmy.ca
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca Joined: 2024-01-02 |
Zoom. Enhance. Zoom! Enhance! |
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errer
lemmy.world
errer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
Why is this image extra blurry?
OP realizing he is blind |
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explodicle
sh.itjust.works
explodicle@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-04-11 |
This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Why is this image extra blurry?
Fart vibrations shook the camera. |
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taiyang
lemmy.world
taiyang@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-08 |
Reminds me of something that's been on my mind for several days now. I spotted in my rear view mirror a driver and their passenger having a conversation in sign language while driving. I never once thought about it. |
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Tigeroovy
lemmy.ca
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-04-16 |
Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night. |
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Serinus
lemmy.world
Serinus@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.
It's perfectly logical. The Sun is loud as shit. Or it would be if there was air to transmit the sound. |
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RememberTheApollo_
lemmy.world
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.
There is an episode of Braking Bad about farting deaf people? |
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flambonkscious
sh.itjust.works
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.
I have no idea what you're talking about but there's no way I'm wading through that stomach churning despair and horror again. It was an amazing story but the number of scenes that made me want to cry and scrape myself clean in the shower was far too many |
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Tigeroovy
lemmy.ca
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-04-16 |
I have no idea what you're talking about but there's no way I'm wading through that stomach churning despair and horror again. It was an amazing story but the number of scenes that made me want to cry and scrape myself clean in the shower was far too many
I mean literally just the screenshot of Hank. It’s when he connects the dots that Walter is Heisenberg. |
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Tigeroovy
lemmy.ca
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-04-16 |
There is an episode of Braking Bad about farting deaf people?
Maybe it was in Better Call Saul. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
I mean literally just the screenshot of Hank. It’s when he connects the dots that Walter is Heisenberg.
Dude! No spoilers! |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.
I can assure you that the sun is right fucking loud, my skin burning under its violent rays proves this. Or maybe I'm just paler than death because I'm descended from Celts, Norse, and Germans while being a night owl. |
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Tigeroovy
lemmy.ca
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-04-16 |
Dude! No spoilers!
I mean tbh it’s not really much of a spoiler. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
I mean tbh it’s not really much of a spoiler.
I didn't like the show anyway. |
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Rooster326
programming.dev
Rooster326@programming.dev Joined: 2025-09-25 |
Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.
Deaf people can feel bass. I hope nobody went to Chipotle |
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robocall
lemmy.world
robocall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-28 |
This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.
The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth. |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth.
100% |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.
Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened. |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you...
They might also want to close their eyes. |
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OriginEnergySux
lemmy.world
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-02-02 |
When they realise blowing their ass out in a public toilet makes noise
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