They're running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.

4+ years old Wikipedia vandalism

Need to add Raised by americans to this list

Ahhhhhh, the french! Champaign! Has always been celebrated for it's excellence!

............does he do anything?

This might explain why I've never quite felt civilized.

Don't forget the baguette.

Fronch

Would like to meet the ostrich person

Feral really

Hon hon hon

They're demanding 'wages' and 'cigarettes' while sexually harrassing the female scientists.

I wanna know more about the ones raised by ostritches.

I can behave!

... sometimes.

Where "free range" children count as feral, all French children are feral. Was a trick category.

to be fair there are only few that can say anything about a baguette, most notably germans

As someone who works in a French school cantine, I concur.

Yep, not there anymore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

Says the Aussie.

Instead they have "Other cases" where France and Pyrenees are mentioned one too many times.

That explains the image quality. Here's a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

Way back in the early 1980's my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

Well, to be fair, not having a proper appreciation for terroir is just barbaric for a French person.

This breaches rules 1, 2 and 5.

i keep saying do not make the big one run. he is FUL. of. WINE!

i tried to pay them in wine but they just took the wine and made honking noises!

Fixed

Keeps talking about 'pounds' and 'feet' while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.

What's this from?

Expedition 33 Clair Obscur. I might have the words in the wrong order

... Illegal?

Hahahahah!!!
Where are you from? >:(

Truly depraved. A crime against humanity

On my wish list. I did not imagine that it might be funny

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Listen, ignore what the parks department says, most of us are house trained

licks light switch

try not to look up spoilers until you have completed it and want your second run. it will break your force-french heart repeatedly until you have none left

French is now a swear word???

The only good thing with imperial units is the joke: my penis is only an inch but it smells like a foot.

IIRC

Sister city of Fucking, Austria

Haha lol

Its why we call them "freedom fries" now

changed their name to fugging iirc

I heard McDonalds was changed into MagaDonalds now.

Fond of yards and gallons but wholeheartedly knows nine milimetre.

Tarzan?

Yeah too many tourists is something I'd never thought I'd hear a town say.

This is so true xD