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setVeryLoud(true); lemmy.ca isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
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mEEGal lemmy.world mEEGal@lemmy.world
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My first impulse was to comment this :

But then...

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solrize lemmy.ml solrize@lemmy.ml
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He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness".

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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I am no true king.

You do the math. ;)

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IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet reddthat.com IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com
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#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

No son of royalty or riches is a real boy!

Mainstream or street.

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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é) lemmy.world FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world
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#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.

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ApeNo1 lemmy.world ApeNo1@lemmy.world
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#8 · Quote Reply

Here is your beer “Sir” …

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Mulligrubs lemmy.world Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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#9 · Quote Reply

No matter what they are forced to call you, you'll always see the contempt in their eyes; not one person smiling to see you walk into the room, ever.

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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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#10 · Quote Reply

I am no true king. You do the math. ;)

Right. You're a potato.

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Gork sopuli.xyz Gork@sopuli.xyz
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#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.

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csolisr hub.azkware.net csolisr@hub.azkware.net
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#12 · Quote Reply

You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.

Wait until they downgrade him from Mountbatten to just Hill

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Akh lemmy.world Akh@lemmy.world
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#13 · Quote Reply

Why does this fucker get royal staff?

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Redvenom retrolemmy.com Redvenom@retrolemmy.com
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#14 · Quote Reply

Fuck you Andy

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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#15 · Quote Reply

"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

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Hideakikarate sh.itjust.works Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

A liter of cola, sir?

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ViatorOmnium piefed.social ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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#17 · Quote Reply

Why does this fucker get royal staff?

He's still uber rich. Between being mummy's favourite and being the literal shaddy deal's man for the British government for a while, he probably has more money than he would be able to spend.

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Spesknight lemmy.world Spesknight@lemmy.world
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#18 · Quote Reply

Ser Fucked (read it in Spanish)

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ruuster13 lemmy.zip ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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#19 · Quote Reply

It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"

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Ech lemmy.ca ech@lemmy.ca
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A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.

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borkborkbork piefed.social borkborkbork@piefed.social
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He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness".

man I'd love to try "Ah yes your pedoness" just once

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ideaPDish universeodon.com ipd@universeodon.com
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#22 · Quote Reply

A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.

@ech @aeronmelon like when it was over?

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starchylemming lemmy.world starchylemming@lemmy.world
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#23 · Quote Reply

You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.

MassiveBottom Windshart

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vaultdweller013 sh.itjust.works vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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#24 · Quote Reply

This Saxon Royalist shit heap deserves to be buried in an unmarked grave. Ideally without building a parking lot over his insipid pedophilic corpse so as to deny him even identification after centuries of disgraced death.

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Æ piefed.social Ash@piefed.social
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I'd literally tell him to "fuck off I'll call you Nonce Andrew, and if you threaten me I'll go to the press and tell them even more shit that will get you in prison, you fucking nonce. Now get on your knees and apologise. And then I'd film it, and send it to the press"

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
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#26 · Quote Reply

It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"

"Sick Indecent Rapist"

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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
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#27 · Quote Reply

It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"

What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too.

Guy obviously can sweat if he couldn't he would be like a bubble boy.

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Schmuppes lemmy.today Schmuppes@lemmy.today
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#28 · (edited) Quote Reply

What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too. Guy obviously can swea...
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Gonzako lemmy.world Gonzako@lemmy.world
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#29 · Quote Reply

Ser Fucked (read it in Spanish)

Ser FĂşked

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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
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#30 · Quote Reply

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Ah thanks I always avoided learning anything about the royal family but someone recently said he was also a helicopter pilot in the falklands, I remember Harry in afghanistan because of those comments he made that got leaked using a slur and whatever else.

Any which way, you can't serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can't sweat. They won't event take flat feet.

It's just such an outlandish lie, like that is the best he could come up with? And it doesn't absolve him either if I recall.

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Regrettable_incident lemmy.world Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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#31 · Quote Reply

What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too. Guy obviously can swea...

The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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#32 · Quote Reply

lol ok sure, Andrew formerly known as Prince

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quick_snail feddit.nl quick_snail@feddit.nl
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#33 · Quote Reply

Don't post pictures of headlines. Link to the article

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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#34 · Quote Reply

I'd literally tell him to "fuck off I'll call you Nonce Andrew, and if you threaten me I'll go to the press and tell them even more shit that will get you in prison, you fucking nonce. Now get on your knees and apologise. And then I'd film it, and send it to the press"

Good luck having rights while working for any of the royals

https://londondaily.com/buckingham-palace-banned-ethnic-minorities-from-office-roles-papers-reveal

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ToxicWaste lemmy.cafe ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe
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#35 · Quote Reply

A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.

a POS, but a good politician and he had his principles. not many lanisters could claim that much...

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Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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#36 · Quote Reply

Ah thanks I always avoided learning anything about the royal family but someone recently said he was also a helicopter pilot in the falklands, I remember Harry in afghanistan because of those comments he made that got leaked using a slur and whatever else. Any which way, you can't serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can't sweat. They won't event take flat feet. It's just such...

Any which way, you can’t serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can’t sweat.

He claimed it was due to events that happened during the war.

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DigitalAudio sopuli.xyz DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz
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#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

lol ok sure, Andrew formerly known as Prince

The thing about "prince" is that it's halfway to "nonce"

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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
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#38 · Quote Reply

Any which way, you can’t serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can’t sweat. He claimed it was due to events that happened during the war.

Yeah sorry I had not actually watched it before, I just did from the link, most of it. Seems incredible to suggest that adrenaline would take away your ability to sweat years after the fact, I would bet everything that's not true, maybe it would inhibit sweating for 20 minutes or so after a rush.

But now he can because of all the hard work he put in, or something, as he talks about it around the minute 20 mark of the interview.

I would like to hear what medical experts say about this not sweating because of adrenaline years prior business. But also I would bet he barely saw any real action that would prompt all the much adrenaline, I bet they gave him safe jobs because they didn't want the royal killed on their watch.

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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
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#39 · Quote Reply

The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.

Ah yes, I wonder if there is a word for someone of importance that is surrounded by yes men and yes woman that never gets called on their bullshit and therefore makes dumb arguments because everyone they are in contact with pretends to believe them?

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Peppycito sh.itjust.works Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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#40 · Quote Reply

"Sick Indecent Rapist"

Sludge In Rectum

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100_kg_90_de_belin feddit.it 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
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#41 · Quote Reply

Good luck having rights while working for any of the royals https://londondaily.com/buckingham-palace-banned-ethnic-minorities-from-office-roles-papers-reveal

Racist fucks doing racist fuckery

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

This Saxon Royalist shit heap deserves to be buried in an unmarked grave. Ideally without building a parking lot over his insipid pedophilic corpse so as to deny him even identification after centuries of disgraced death.

While I appreciate the sentiment, I wouldn't want future archaeologists to waste time trying to identify the nonce. Carve his name and crimes on his bones before he's buried in an unmarked grave

Edit: also Saxon? I thought the British royals were descendents of Charlemagne, who famously killed the Saxons.

https://youtu.be/R3Hk_u578s8

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SnarkoPolo lemmy.world SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

Where is he interacting with royal staff these days?

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setVeryLoud(true); lemmy.ca isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
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#44 · Quote Reply

Don't post pictures of headlines. Link to the article

https://youtu.be/al-iGuDG7uM

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vaultdweller013 sh.itjust.works vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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#45 · Quote Reply

While I appreciate the sentiment, I wouldn't want future archaeologists to waste time trying to identify the nonce. Carve his name and crimes on his bones before he's buried in an unmarked grave Edit: also Saxon? I thought the British royals were descendents of Charlemagne, who famously killed the Saxons. https://youtu.be/R3Hk_u578s8

Sir Christopher Lee was descended from Charlemagne more closely than most, but the British Royal family is just a branch of the Von Hohenzollerns having renamed themselves after due to political reasons. Also I was using the term Saxon as a reference to southern England which was settle by the Saxon tribes while northern England was settled largely by the Anglo tribes.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
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#46 · Quote Reply

People are very negative but they don't understand the house of windsor and how tradional it is. What else is traditional. The stockades.

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

Sir Christopher Lee was descended from Charlemagne more closely than most, but the British Royal family is just a branch of the Von Hohenzollerns having renamed themselves after due to political reasons. Also I was using the term Saxon as a reference to southern England which was settle by the Saxon tribes while northern England was settled largely by the Anglo tribes.

Thanks!

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CreativeCider feddit.org CreativeCider@feddit.org
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#48 · Quote Reply

His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.

Seen it, I think it was an interview with one of the security staff

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

People are very negative but they don't understand the house of windsor and how tradional it is. What else is traditional. The stockades.

I think it's particularly hilarious that for all the talk of tradition, the house of "Windsor" was a name chosen during WWI, barely more than a century ago. The original name was "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha", but somewhat awkwardly German bombers built by Gothaer Waggonfabrik and popularly known as "Gothas" happened to be dropping explosives on London.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.

“I have a tendency to be too honourable.”

Lol I used to say something like that in response to the dreaded "what is your biggest weakness?" interview question. "Sometimes I care too much."

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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#51 · Quote Reply

Sir Pedophile

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