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setVeryLoud(true);
lemmy.ca
isVeryLoud@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-04-19 |
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mEEGal
lemmy.world
mEEGal@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-09 |
My first impulse was to comment this : But then... |
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solrize
lemmy.ml
solrize@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-22 |
He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness". |
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AeronMelon
lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-26 |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
I am no true king. You do the math. ;) |
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IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet
reddthat.com
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com Joined: 2026-01-25 |
No son of royalty or riches is a real boy! Mainstream or street. |
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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é)
lemmy.world
FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview. |
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ApeNo1
lemmy.world
ApeNo1@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Here is your beer “Sir” …
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Mulligrubs
lemmy.world
Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-11 |
No matter what they are forced to call you, you'll always see the contempt in their eyes; not one person smiling to see you walk into the room, ever. |
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Lost_My_Mind
lemmy.world
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-07 |
I am no true king. You do the math. ;)
Right. You're a potato. |
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Gork
sopuli.xyz
Gork@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-01 |
You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me. |
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csolisr
hub.azkware.net
csolisr@hub.azkware.net Joined: 2026-02-16 |
You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.
Wait until they downgrade him from Mountbatten to just Hill |
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Akh
lemmy.world
Akh@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-09 |
Why does this fucker get royal staff? |
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Redvenom
retrolemmy.com
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com Joined: 2026-02-18 |
Fuck you Andy |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir". |
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Hideakikarate
sh.itjust.works
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-18 |
"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".
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ViatorOmnium
piefed.social
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-11 |
Why does this fucker get royal staff?
He's still uber rich. Between being mummy's favourite and being the literal shaddy deal's man for the British government for a while, he probably has more money than he would be able to spend. |
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Spesknight
lemmy.world
Spesknight@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
Ser Fucked (read it in Spanish) |
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ruuster13
lemmy.zip
ruuster13@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-09 |
It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real" |
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Ech
lemmy.ca
ech@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-06-25 |
A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy. |
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borkborkbork
piefed.social
borkborkbork@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-05 |
He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness".
man I'd love to try "Ah yes your pedoness" just once |
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ideaPDish
universeodon.com
ipd@universeodon.com Joined: 2022-11-16 |
A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.
@ech @aeronmelon like when it was over? |
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starchylemming
lemmy.world
starchylemming@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-28 |
You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.
MassiveBottom Windshart |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
This Saxon Royalist shit heap deserves to be buried in an unmarked grave. Ideally without building a parking lot over his insipid pedophilic corpse so as to deny him even identification after centuries of disgraced death. |
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Æ
piefed.social
Ash@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-02-04 |
I'd literally tell him to "fuck off I'll call you Nonce Andrew, and if you threaten me I'll go to the press and tell them even more shit that will get you in prison, you fucking nonce. Now get on your knees and apologise. And then I'd film it, and send it to the press" |
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D_C
sh.itjust.works
D_C@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04 |
It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"
"Sick Indecent Rapist" |
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hector
lemmy.today
hector@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-09-03 |
It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"
What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too. Guy obviously can sweat if he couldn't he would be like a bubble boy. |
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Schmuppes
lemmy.today
Schmuppes@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-08-23 |
What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too. Guy obviously can swea...
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Gonzako
lemmy.world
Gonzako@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-17 |
Ser Fucked (read it in Spanish)
Ser FĂşked |
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hector
lemmy.today
hector@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-09-03 |
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Ah thanks I always avoided learning anything about the royal family but someone recently said he was also a helicopter pilot in the falklands, I remember Harry in afghanistan because of those comments he made that got leaked using a slur and whatever else. Any which way, you can't serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can't sweat. They won't event take flat feet. It's just such an outlandish lie, like that is the best he could come up with? And it doesn't absolve him either if I recall. |
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Regrettable_incident
lemmy.world
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-02-14 |
What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too. Guy obviously can swea...
The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
lol ok sure, Andrew formerly known as Prince |
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quick_snail
feddit.nl
quick_snail@feddit.nlJoined: 2025-07-15 |
Don't post pictures of headlines. Link to the article |
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NihilsineNefas
slrpnk.net
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-06-19 |
I'd literally tell him to "fuck off I'll call you Nonce Andrew, and if you threaten me I'll go to the press and tell them even more shit that will get you in prison, you fucking nonce. Now get on your knees and apologise. And then I'd film it, and send it to the press"
Good luck having rights while working for any of the royals https://londondaily.com/buckingham-palace-banned-ethnic-minorities-from-office-roles-papers-reveal |
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ToxicWaste
lemmy.cafe
ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2025-06-05 |
A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.
a POS, but a good politician and he had his principles. not many lanisters could claim that much... |
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Skullgrid
lemmy.world
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-29 |
Ah thanks I always avoided learning anything about the royal family but someone recently said he was also a helicopter pilot in the falklands, I remember Harry in afghanistan because of those comments he made that got leaked using a slur and whatever else. Any which way, you can't serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can't sweat. They won't event take flat feet. It's just such...
He claimed it was due to events that happened during the war. |
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DigitalAudio
sopuli.xyz
DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2023-06-06 |
lol ok sure, Andrew formerly known as Prince
The thing about "prince" is that it's halfway to "nonce" |
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hector
lemmy.today
hector@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-09-03 |
Any which way, you can’t serve in the armed forces in about any capacity if you can’t sweat. He claimed it was due to events that happened during the war.
Yeah sorry I had not actually watched it before, I just did from the link, most of it. Seems incredible to suggest that adrenaline would take away your ability to sweat years after the fact, I would bet everything that's not true, maybe it would inhibit sweating for 20 minutes or so after a rush. But now he can because of all the hard work he put in, or something, as he talks about it around the minute 20 mark of the interview. I would like to hear what medical experts say about this not sweating because of adrenaline years prior business. But also I would bet he barely saw any real action that would prompt all the much adrenaline, I bet they gave him safe jobs because they didn't want the royal killed on their watch. |
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hector
lemmy.today
hector@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-09-03 |
The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.
Ah yes, I wonder if there is a word for someone of importance that is surrounded by yes men and yes woman that never gets called on their bullshit and therefore makes dumb arguments because everyone they are in contact with pretends to believe them? |
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Peppycito
sh.itjust.works
Peppycito@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
"Sick Indecent Rapist"
Sludge In Rectum |
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100_kg_90_de_belin
feddit.it
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Good luck having rights while working for any of the royals https://londondaily.com/buckingham-palace-banned-ethnic-minorities-from-office-roles-papers-reveal
Racist fucks doing racist fuckery |
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AngryCommieKender
lemmy.world
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
This Saxon Royalist shit heap deserves to be buried in an unmarked grave. Ideally without building a parking lot over his insipid pedophilic corpse so as to deny him even identification after centuries of disgraced death.
While I appreciate the sentiment, I wouldn't want future archaeologists to waste time trying to identify the nonce. Carve his name and crimes on his bones before he's buried in an unmarked grave Edit: also Saxon? I thought the British royals were descendents of Charlemagne, who famously killed the Saxons. |
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SnarkoPolo
lemmy.world
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Where is he interacting with royal staff these days? |
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setVeryLoud(true);
lemmy.ca
isVeryLoud@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-04-19 |
Don't post pictures of headlines. Link to the article
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
While I appreciate the sentiment, I wouldn't want future archaeologists to waste time trying to identify the nonce. Carve his name and crimes on his bones before he's buried in an unmarked grave Edit: also Saxon? I thought the British royals were descendents of Charlemagne, who famously killed the Saxons. https://youtu.be/R3Hk_u578s8
Sir Christopher Lee was descended from Charlemagne more closely than most, but the British Royal family is just a branch of the Von Hohenzollerns having renamed themselves after due to political reasons. Also I was using the term Saxon as a reference to southern England which was settle by the Saxon tribes while northern England was settled largely by the Anglo tribes. |
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HubertManne
piefed.social
HubertManne@piefed.social Joined: 2025-03-13 |
People are very negative but they don't understand the house of windsor and how tradional it is. What else is traditional. The stockades. |
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AngryCommieKender
lemmy.world
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Sir Christopher Lee was descended from Charlemagne more closely than most, but the British Royal family is just a branch of the Von Hohenzollerns having renamed themselves after due to political reasons. Also I was using the term Saxon as a reference to southern England which was settle by the Saxon tribes while northern England was settled largely by the Anglo tribes.
Thanks! |
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CreativeCider
feddit.org
CreativeCider@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-30 |
His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.
Seen it, I think it was an interview with one of the security staff |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
People are very negative but they don't understand the house of windsor and how tradional it is. What else is traditional. The stockades.
I think it's particularly hilarious that for all the talk of tradition, the house of "Windsor" was a name chosen during WWI, barely more than a century ago. The original name was "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha", but somewhat awkwardly German bombers built by Gothaer Waggonfabrik and popularly known as "Gothas" happened to be dropping explosives on London. |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.
Lol I used to say something like that in response to the dreaded "what is your biggest weakness?" interview question. "Sometimes I care too much." |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Sir Pedophile |
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