Yeah and TBF I'm pretty sure a lot of "right wing" folks would love to have a pet dino.

But they'd get a Tyrannosaurus to go with their Rottweilers and then tell people "don't worry, he's friendly" just before it bites some kid's head off

I didn't want this....but now?

I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.

GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase

My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard

Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.

I don’t see the problem.

Aww, precious baby! My boy is actually really nice. He's only part husky, and must inherited his more mellow traits from his Akita side. He's certainly no Mongo, but I'm also no Princess, so it works.

It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.

Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.

Just get a greyhound... it's basically the same thing, except when they then turn around, and push you out of the bed.

No but seriously! Why do they have to be horizontal! What's wrong with vertical! Vertical would be so much better for everyone involved!!

Godammit, Donut 🐱😣

Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.

Sounds like you shouldn't own one.

This is an outrage!

Funny I thought it was the "the world is only 6000 years old" group that thought this was real for their ancestors?

Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.

Let me tell you about:

• Microraptor
• Sinosauropteryx
• Anurognathus

YES.

Thank you.

I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What's yours?

a need was created in me

By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy

seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island

but maybe... maybe I'll get the plushie

Man: "I consent"

Woman: "I consent"

Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

Me and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.

I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.

People would pay you to see it. Pay you a fortune to pet it, People would crowdfund you in a hot second. You'd have movie rights, book rights.

And the dinosaur's not bad either.

• Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
• Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
• Pachycephalosaurus
• Parasaurolophus
• Spinosaurus

Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.

It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.

Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!

What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!

Awesome, thank you for the info!

My fave used to be Plesiosaur, because I was mad into cryptozoology stories as a kid, and Nessie and Mokele Mbembe are (according to legend) potentially dinosaurs who survived the meteor.

But I no longer believe that, and am a little annoyed that my schoolteachers didn't teach me a little extra skepticism.

8O

Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!

Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?

Rawr :3

Something has awoken inside me.

Velocesus

The Velocipastor (real movie btw)