| Post Reply | RetroFed Forum Forum Index » Funny |
| Author | Message | ||
|---|---|---|---|
Stamets
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2024-02-18 |
|
||
| 467 Original | |||
|
puckpuckpuckow
lemmy.world
puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-21 |
One having bigger problems don’t make other‘s problems any smaller. Both need solving. |
||
| 57 | |||
ekZepp
lemmy.world
ekZepp@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-26 |
Amateur...
|
||
| 9 | |||
|
Lupus
feddit.org
Lupus@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
One having bigger problems don’t make other‘s problems any smaller. Both need solving.
You can drown in an ocean or drown in a puddle, the result stays the same. |
||
| 24 | |||
|
AeronMelon
lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-26 |
So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.” And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.” |
||
| 8 | |||
Björn
swg-empire.de
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deJoined: 2023-07-08 |
The difference being that the toothbrush actually gets used. |
||
| 8 | |||
|
DarkCloud
lemmy.world
DarkCloud@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-19 |
I don't know the toilet brush doesn't have to work two or three times a day... In fact, he works once a month at best and tends to come out clean. Tooth brushes die so much quicker because of job related stress. It also gets the impression of being eaten every time. ...I think the tooth brush may have it worse. |
||
| 17 | |||
|
unmagical
lemmy.ml
unmagical@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-10-30 |
Another's plight does not negate your own. |
||
| 4 | |||
SubArcticTundra
lemmy.ml
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-06-03 |
"In and out. 20 minute adventure" |
||
| 3 | |||
|
JayleneSlide
lemmy.world
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
I don't know the toilet brush doesn't have to work two or three times a day... In fact, he works once a month at best and tends to come out clean. Tooth brushes die so much quicker because of job related stress. It also gets the impression of being eaten every time. ...I think the tooth brush may have it worse.
I'm scared to see the bathroom where this toilet brush works. |
||
| 6 | |||
|
Imgonnatrythis
sh.itjust.works
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-09-23 |
One having bigger problems don’t make other‘s problems any smaller. Both need solving.
Yeah, but some of the best ways for me to have turned some of my smaller problems into non problems is the gift of perspective. Travel, communication, and socialization have been some of the best tools for me to achieve this personally. |
||
| 11 | |||
explodicle
sh.itjust.works
explodicle@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-04-11 |
he works one a month at best I'm scared to see the bathroom where this toilet brush works.
The old folks here will remember high-flow toilets that actually fucking worked. |
||
| 8 | |||
samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
The twist: the toothbrush is used for anal scrubbing. |
||
| 4 | |||
samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
"In and out. 20 minute adventure"
|
||
| 5 | |||
|
Derpenheim
lemmy.zip
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Thats the butthole toothbrush |
||
| 2 | |||
|
JayleneSlide
lemmy.world
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
The old folks here will remember high-flow toilets that actually fucking worked.
Am old, can confirm. Although I use composting toilets these days (live on a sailboat). Flow is non-existent. |
||
| 5 | |||
ekZepp
lemmy.world
ekZepp@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-26 |
"In and out. 20 minute adventure"
🏆 comment of the day 🏆 |
||
| 3 | |||
VicksVaporBBQrub
Moderator
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-08 |
And for anybody whose got pet allergies... |
||
| 2 | |||
lastlybutfirstly
lemmy.world
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-01-15 |
Pfft. Fallacy of relative privation. |
||
| 1 | |||
|
webp
mander.xyz
webp@mander.xyz Joined: 2025-06-09 |
They're touching... |
||
| 16 | |||
|
jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
They're touching...
They’re lovers. When you’re not looking. |
||
| 2 | |||
|
jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
he works one a month at best I'm scared to see the bathroom where this toilet brush works.
Is monthly not a reasonable frequency to clean a bathroom? I’m scared to see the bathroom that needs more frequent cleaning. Are people pissing on the walls? |
||
| 5 | |||
|
plyth
feddit.org
plyth@feddit.org Joined: 2025-05-11 |
They're touching...
Ah, that explains the taste! |
||
| 4 | |||
|
JayleneSlide
lemmy.world
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
Is monthly not a reasonable frequency to clean a bathroom? I’m scared to see the bathroom that needs more frequent cleaning. Are people pissing on the walls?
I neaten my bathroom every day. Police the water splatters (before they become water stains), lint, soap scum, toothpaste/saliva deposits in the sink, stray hairs, wipe the bowl... And then I deep clean once a week. |
||
| 1 | |||
|
Lifter
discuss.tchncs.de
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I neaten my bathroom every day. Police the water splatters (before they become water stains), lint, soap scum, toothpaste/saliva deposits in the sink, stray hairs, wipe the bowl... And then I deep clean once a week.
I hope you don't neaten your bathroom with the toilet brush. Otherwise, your comment is fully irrelevant to this post. You just want to brag how cleanly you are. |
||
| 1 | |||
| Post Reply |
Back to top |