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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
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If you've ever gone hiking through a farmer's field, you've likely noticed that your compass points directly to the nearest cow.

This is not an accident, and is part of a government conspiracy to replace all livestock with robots, in order to make them more accessible to aliens beaming them up from orbit[0].

This slow transition from biological to mechanical cows is known as hardware disease[1], and should be celebrated.

The more you know.

0: https://www.aemagnets.com/news/how-cow-magnets-save-animals.html
1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_disease

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atropa piefed.social atropa@piefed.social
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tidderuuf lemmy.world tidderuuf@lemmy.world
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock will be launching a "Drink Your Whole Magnets" campaign this week.

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Barbecue Cowboy lemmy.dbzer0.com BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-07
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So, you can actually use cows as a compass to a point.

Cows pretty consistently tend to align themselves on a north-south axis when resting. I don't believe anyone has ever figured out why.

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IchNichtenLichten lemmy.wtf IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-12-04
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So, you can actually use cows as a compass to a point. Cows pretty consistently tend to align themselves on a north-south axis when resting. I don't believe anyone has ever figured out why.

Fucking cows, how do they work?

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Optional lemmy.world homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Fucking cows, how do they work?

Mooooooo

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lessthanluigi lemmy.sdf.org lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2024-11-08
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Imagine instead of eating steak and burgers, you just start eating a bunch of metal and they would call it "meat"

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radix lemmy.world radix@lemmy.world
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Have you ever magnetically levitated a cow? If not, then however magnetic they are, it's less magnetic than frogs.

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ameancow lemmy.world ameancow@lemmy.world
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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
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I prefer my version, but whatever

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Engywook lemmy.zip Engywuck@lemmy.zip
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Imagine instead of eating steak and burgers, you just start eating a bunch of metal and they would call it "meat"

Meatal

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RamenJunkie midwest.social RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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Thats actually fascinating.

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ameancow lemmy.world ameancow@lemmy.world
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Thats actually fascinating.
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ToastedRavioli midwest.social ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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Have you ever magnetically levitated a cow? If not, then however magnetic they are, it's less magnetic than frogs.

Were gonna need a bigger magnet

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ToastedRavioli midwest.social ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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So, you can actually use cows as a compass to a point. Cows pretty consistently tend to align themselves on a north-south axis when resting. I don't believe anyone has ever figured out why.

They do know why, its that cows have some directional sense based in electromagnetism like an actual compass. Cows that are near high voltage power lines dont align the same way as cows normally do. Their sense gets messed up by the strength of the electrical fields that surround high voltage lines

They probably can see them, just like birds

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ameancow lemmy.world ameancow@lemmy.world
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I prefer my version, but whatever
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Kellenved sh.itjust.works Kellenved@sh.itjust.works
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The volume you can drain from a cow with an infected whatever can be shocking, truly

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LemmyKnowsBest lemmy.world LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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Damn, did you make your username specifically for this post? 🐄

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LemmyKnowsBest lemmy.world LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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So, you can actually use cows as a compass to a point. Cows pretty consistently tend to align themselves on a north-south axis when resting. I don't believe anyone has ever figured out why.

Compasses point north, not to any nearest magnet. If compasses pointed to any nearest magnet, they wouldn't work as intended.

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spinnetrouble sh.itjust.works spinne@sh.itjust.works
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Literally true. You can reach inside a cannulated cow, but I definitely recommend the longest pair of rubber gloves you can find. The dishwashing kind will not cut it.

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ameancow lemmy.world ameancow@lemmy.world
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Literally true. You can reach inside a cannulated cow, but I definitely recommend the longest pair of rubber gloves you can find. The dishwashing kind will not cut it.
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spinnetrouble sh.itjust.works spinne@sh.itjust.works
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Everybody needs a hobby!

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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
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*Moognetic

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ebolapie lemmy.world ebolapie@lemmy.world
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Compasses point north, not to any nearest magnet. If compasses pointed to any nearest magnet, they wouldn't work as intended.

Is this a ken m bit

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LeonineAlpha sh.itjust.works LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works
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Watch "All watched over by machines of loving grace" BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of "Ballance of Nature." Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.

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xep discuss.online xep@discuss.online
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Cows aren't... real...?

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OldManBOMBIN lemmy.world OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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I have one of these magnets on the side of my work truck. Didn't know I was driving a cow

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starman2112 sh.itjust.works starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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Fun fact: you can set that methane on fire to make the cow 10% faster

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guldukat lemmy.world militaryintelligence@lemmy.world
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Fun fact: you can set that methane on fire to make the cow 10% faster

Not anymore, cows now have a restrictor plate to make them more competitive

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guldukat lemmy.world militaryintelligence@lemmy.world
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Is this a ken m bit

Can't tell anymore

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ebolapie lemmy.world ebolapie@lemmy.world
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Can't tell anymore

Anymore should learn to listen a little better

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ReverendIrreverence lemmy.world ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world
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Hole-y Cow!

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ReverendIrreverence lemmy.world ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world
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Watch "All watched over by machines of loving grace" BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of "Ballance of Nature." Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.

machines of loving grace

I liked that band

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