But hey, anal juice is also pretty good.

Looks more like for lemon juice.

Yeah, a particularly juicy orange would probably over fill that

It's dual purpose

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

...unless?

Multipurpose, thank you very much

Do people use something else to juice citrus fruits now?

I still use one of these, can't imagine another design that would be better?

Most functional War of the Worlds merch.

Adventure time disagrees

Omg wtf

boy juice 🥰

Girls have anal juices, too.

Often it's attached to a motor, but the pointy end hasn't changed much.

Certainly juicing the likes of apples or carrots warrants a different kind of appliance, but squashing citrus is a fairly solved problem.

True, but I thought it be for lemons because of the tiny 'pyramid'.

It's such a good show. I hope it is what future civilizations will use to try to piece together what happened.

It'll be porn though. They'll think we porked ourselves to death on such an unimaginable scale that we eventually ran out of bodies and created a doomsday device to create more porn to outstrip humanity's insatiable thirsts for genitalia.

There's so many little fun moments of unbridled creativity, fundamental human experience, and absolute absurdity.

YOU don't sit on it.

I would laugh if that's the toilet for the lemon people

Yeah, you definitely sit on that.