I'm paraphrasing an essay by a French male pervert/philosopher [redundancy?]

His take was that females were designed to give pleasure and males were designed to receive it. Thus two women making love was the highest form of sex, because each partner was only interested in making the other happy.

Two males, otoh, is the lowest, because each one is only trying to get himself off.

progressively regressive, I weirdly love it

Gay men would be encroaching on Asian culture

Yuri the purest form of love confirmed

based on that:

Straight sex: Casual sex

Gay sex: Competitive sex

Lesbian sex: Co-op sex

but for real. went on a date and she insisted on paying her part of the meal, she's broke af, but that's the biggest green flag I've ever seen. and made me feel like I was there with an equal peer, rather than having the nagging feeling if just being used.

Do you mean 'co-op' sex?

A 'coop' is a house for poultry, a 'chicken coop.'

its just a bunch of chicks pecking at each other

So you did mean coop.

Co-op was bugging me.

no I meant co-op, but tried to be funny with my fuckup

...which is peak Lesbian activity.

sadly, I'm too much of a cis male to be a self respecting lesbian

...which makes it even more impressive!

I dated a rich girl for a while and when her dad found out i was paying for everything, he gave me a credit card.

If that was the case, why is it so much easier for women to have multiple orgasms?

Don't ask me, ask the dead French guy.