"if wishes were bitches" is really good haha

Bitches of a Man.

Not sure which list you’re going from… I see those as

S1E7: Bitches Among Us
S1E10: Bitch and Q
S1E12: The Big Bitch

Sub Bitch

Night Bitches

Where Bitches have lease

Imdb. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0092455/episodes/

E7 - justice
E10- haven
E12 - datalore

Ah, the wikipedia page counts Bitches at Farpoint as 2 episodes, so these are OBO.

I couldn't help myself...

::: spoiler Did all DS9

DS9-Season1:
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E01.Bitches.(1-2)
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E02.Past.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E03.A.Man.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E04.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E05.Captive.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E06.Q-Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E07.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E08.The.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E09.Move.Along.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E10.The.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E11.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E12.Battle.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E13.The.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E14.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E15.If.Bitches.Were.Horses
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E16.Bitches.Forsaken
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E17.Bitches.Personae
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E18.Bitches
Star.Trek.DS9.S01E19.In.The.Hands.of.The.Bitches

DS9-Season2:
ds9-2x01-TheBitches
ds9-2x02-TheBitches
ds9-2x03-TheBitches
ds9-2x04-InvasiveBitches
ds9-2x05-Bitches
ds9-2x06-Bitches
ds9-2x07-Rules.Of.Bitches
ds9-2x08-Necessary.Bitches
ds9-2x09-SecondBitches
ds9-2x10-Bitches
ds9-2x11-Bitches
ds9-2x12-TheBitches
ds9-2x13-BitchesGame
ds9-2x14-Bitches
ds9-2x15-Bitches
ds9-2x16-Bitchesplay
ds9-2x17-PlayingBitches
ds9-2x18-ProfitandBitches
ds9-2x19-BloodBitches
ds9-2x20-TheBitches-Part1
ds9-2x21-TheBitches-Part2
ds9-2x22-TheBitches
ds9-2x23-CrossBitches
ds9-2x24-BitchesCollaborator
ds9-2x25-Bitches
ds9-2x26-TheJem'Bitches

DS9-Season3:
StarTrek-DS9-3x01-TheBitches-Part1
StarTrek-DS9-3x02-BitchesSearch-Part2
StarTrek-DS9-3x03-TheHouseofBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x04-Bitchesrium
StarTrek-DS9-3x05-SecondBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x06-BitchesAbandoned
StarTrek-DS9-3x07-CivilBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x08-Bitchesian
StarTrek-DS9-3x09-Bitchesiant
StarTrek-DS9-3x10-Bitchesination
StarTrek-DS9-3x11-PastBitches-Part1
StarTrek-DS9-3x12-BitchesTense-Part2
StarTrek-DS9-3x13-BitchesSupport
StarTrek-DS9-3x14-HeartofBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x15-Bitchestiny
StarTrek-DS9-3x16-ProphetBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x17-Bitchesonary
StarTrek-DS9-3x18-DistantBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x19-ThroughtheLookingBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x20-ImprobableBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x21-TheBitchesIsCast
StarTrek-DS9-3x22-Bitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x23-FamilyBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x24-ShakBitches
StarTrek-DS9-3x25-Bitchesets
StarTrek-DS9-3x26-BitchesAdversary

DS9-Season4:
StarTrek-DS9-4x01&02-TheWayoftheBitches-Part1&2
StarTrek-DS9-4x03-BitchesVisitor
StarTrek-DS9-4x04-BitchesOath
StarTrek-DS9-4x05-IndiscreBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x06-ReBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x07-StarshipBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x08-LittleBitchesMen
StarTrek-DS9-4x09-TheBitchesofKahless
StarTrek-DS9-4x10-OurManBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x11-Bitchesfront
StarTrek-DS9-4x12-BitchesLost
StarTrek-DS9-4x13-CrossBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x14-ReturntoBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x15-SonsofBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x16-BitchesAssociation
StarTrek-DS9-4x17-Bitchession
StarTrek-DS9-4x18-BitchesofEngagement
StarTrek-DS9-4x19-HardBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x20-ShatteredBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x21-TheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x22-FortheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x23-TotheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-4x24-BitchesQuickening
StarTrek-DS9-4x25-BitchesParts
StarTrek-DS9-4x26-BrokenBitches

DS9-Season5:
StarTrek-DS9-5x01-BitchesRising
StarTrek-DS9-5x02-BitchesShip
StarTrek-DS9-5x03-LookingforBitchesinAlltheWrongPlaces
StarTrek-DS9-5x04-...NortheBitchestotheStrong
StarTrek-DS9-5x05-BitchesAssignment
StarTrek-DS9-5x06-TrialsandBitches-ations
StarTrek-DS9-5x07-LetHeWhoisWithoutBitches...
StarTrek-DS9-5x08-ThingsBitches
StarTrek-DS9-5x09-BitchesAscent
StarTrek-DS9-5x10-Bitchesture
StarTrek-DS9-5x11-TheDarknessandtheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-5x12-BitchesBegotten
StarTrek-DS9-5x13-FortheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-5x14-InBitches'sShadow
StarTrek-DS9-5x15-ByBitches'sLight
StarTrek-DS9-5x16-DoctorBitches,IPresume
StarTrek-DS9-5x17-BitchesSimpleInvestigation
StarTrek-DS9-5x18-BitchesasUsual
StarTrek-DS9-5x19-TiesofBitchesandWater
StarTrek-DS9-5x20-FerengiBitchesSongs
StarTrek-DS9-5x21-BitchesoftheEmpire
StarTrek-DS9-5x22-BitchesofTime
StarTrek-DS9-5x23-BitchesofGlory
StarTrek-DS9-5x24-EmpokBitches
StarTrek-DS9-5x25-IntheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-5x26-CalltoBitches

DS9-Season6:
StarTrek-DS9-6x01-BitchesTimetoStand
StarTrek-DS9-6x02-RocksAndBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x03-SonsandBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x04-BehindtheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x05-FavortheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x06-SacrificeofBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x07-BitchesAreCordiallyInvited...
StarTrek-DS9-6x08-ResurBitchesion
StarTrek-DS9-6x09-StatisticalBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x10-TheMagnificentBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x11-Bitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x12-WhoMournsforBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x13-FarBeyondTheBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x14-OneLittleBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x15-HonorAmongBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x16-ChangeofBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x17-WrongsDarkerthanDeathorBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x18-InBitchesition
StarTrek-DS9-6x19-IntheBitchesMoonlight
StarTrek-DS9-6x20-BitchesWay
StarTrek-DS9-6x21-BitchesReckoning
StarTrek-DS9-6x22-Bitchesiant
StarTrek-DS9-6x23-ProfitandBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x24-Bitches'sOrphan
StarTrek-DS9-6x25-TheSoundofHerBitches
StarTrek-DS9-6x26-TearsoftheBitches

DS9-Season7:
StarTrekDS9-7x01-ImageintheBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x02-BitchesandSymbols
StarTrekDS9-7x03-AfterBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x04-TakeBitchesOuttotheHolosuite
StarTrekDS9-7x05-ChryBitchesalis
StarTrekDS9-7x06-Treachery,FaithandtheGreatBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x07-OnceMoreUntotheBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x08-TheSiegeofAR-Bitches
StarTrekDS9-7x09-Bitches
StarTrekDS9-7x10-It'sOnlyaPaperBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x11-ProdigalBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x12-TheEmperior'sNewBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x13-FieldofBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x14-Bitches
StarTrekDS9-7x15-Bitches-BingBitches-Bang
StarTrekDS9-7x16-InterBitchesEnimSilentLeges
StarTrekDS9-7x17-PenumBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x18-'TilBitchesDoUsPart
StarTrekDS9-7x19-StrangeBedBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x20-TheChangingFaceofBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x21-WhenBitchesRains...
StarTrekDS9-7x22-TackingIntoBitchesWind
StarTrekDS9-7x23-ExtremeBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x24-TheDogsofBitches
StarTrekDS9-7x25&7x26-WhatBitchesLeaveBehind-Part1&2

"If bitches were horses" isn't a bad alternative, imo