The two things keeping airlines running:

Josh Strife Hayes, and furries.

Notices your bulge
For me? 🥺👉👈

Notices your-

TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!

what does Josh Strife Hayes have to do with airlines?

I think you can find the short where he talks about in on Josh Strife Says, and I think a VOD on Josh Strife Replays has where the clips from, but there's an ATC(IIRC) computer in South America(I think Brazil?) that's constantly playing his videos so the computer doesn't go to sleep.

It's been a hot minute since I've seen the clip itself, I just remember him bringing up carrying the whole South American air industry on his back(playfully, obviously).

"Notices your bulge from across the flight level 👉👈"

"Wait, what?"

TRAFFIC! TRAFFIC! CLIMB! CLIMB!

Damn the Twink Collision Avoidance System 😔

I'd like a resolution advisory if you know what I mean