Technically, they already do. Just slap a "protein!" sticker on it.

just learned the term, nicotini, for when you wanna booze and get your nic hit at the same time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotini

If we still wrote things down with pens someone will have put it in paper by now.
As it is I'll have to just wait for the screen protectors made out of protein 'for that extra hit just when you need it' to hit the shelves...or...protein pants...

Another problem which can be solved by my penis.

Don’t give them ideas!

Self-driving cigarettes with a built in chatbot.

Please sign in to Google tho.

Because lungs are 100% more effective at absorbing protein.

just smoke the lead straight already
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/16/nx-s1-5576294/protein-powder-lead-consumer-reports

heroin, but it's got vitamins in it

So a slim jim?

That's not the kind of oral habit I was bargaining for.