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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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Tb0n3 sh.itjust.works Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Experts know you have to smell it REALLY hard to know it's quality cheese.
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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
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Cheese facts for people who want to know more:

High quality cheese comes in wheels.

Low grade cheese comes in blocks.

Pure cheese is white.

Any impurities with the cheese causes orange staining.

Dogs love cheese! Hide pure cheese to keep those puppers safe.
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SanctimoniousApe lemmings.world SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
Joined: 2024-08-17
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ChicoSuave wrote:
Cheese facts for people who want to know more: High quality cheese comes in wheels. Low grade cheese comes in blocks. Pure cheese is white. Any impurities with the cheese causes orange staining. Dogs love cheese! Hide pure cheese to keep those puppers safe.

You're right - those facts sure are cheesy.
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ghen sh.itjust.works ghen@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-28
#5 · Quote Reply

I nose what i likes
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i_dont_want_to lemmy.blahaj.zone i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-10-12
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ChicoSuave wrote:
Cheese facts for people who want to know more: High quality cheese comes in wheels. Low grade cheese comes in blocks. Pure cheese is white. Any impurities with the cheese causes orange staining. Dogs love cheese! Hide pure cheese to keep those puppers safe.

The highest quality cheese comes in singles.
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DragonTypeWyvern midwest.social DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-05-23
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i_dont_want_to wrote:
The highest quality cheese comes in singles.

Well, that's true, homewrecker cheese isn't quality cheese.
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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
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I could really go for some Colombian gold right meow.
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MadMadBunny lemmy.ca MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#9 · Quote Reply

… that’s not cheese..
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