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How would you feel if someone moved next to your residence and you found out they're a cop? Would you move away? Or try to get on their good side? Or something else?
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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed) sh.itjust.works DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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Quilotoa lemmy.ca Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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#2 · Quote Reply

We had cops for neighbours at one place and one down the street in another. Both great people. Used to get together with them, kids played together, etc.

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NONE lemmy.world NONE_dc@lemmy.world
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#3 · Quote Reply

Nothing. Not even talk to them. Being cordially distant.

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disregardable lemmy.zip disregardable@lemmy.zip
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#4 · Quote Reply

I would just mind my business . If he occasionally needs to use a trash can or whatever, I'm not causing any trouble. No reason to assume the worst, but if he starts causing trouble, yeah moving would be the only solution there.

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chiliedogg lemmy.world chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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#5 · Quote Reply

A bunch of social media accounts with their name and address may start attacking Scientology and right-wing crazies.

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#6 · Quote Reply

We had cops for neighbours at one place and one down the street in another. Both great people. Used to get together with them, kids played together, etc.

Great people don't remain cops for long, so I really doubt it

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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
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#7 · Quote Reply

There was a cop in the neighbor right outside ours ( you have to drive through that neighborhood to get to ours), I thought having him there would curb some of the drug activity, I was wrong. It was obvious pretty early on he was dirty.

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AA5B lemmy.world AA5B@lemmy.world
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#8 · Quote Reply

I did have one down the street at one point. We each minded our own business and I considered it good for my family’s safety to have a police car always parked nearby

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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#9 · Quote Reply

Get them really drunk than feed them drugs while you record it for a get out of jail free card.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum lemmy.ca Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
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#10 · Quote Reply

There was a cop in the neighbor right outside ours ( you have to drive through that neighborhood to get to ours), I thought having him there would curb some of the drug activity, I was wrong. It was obvious pretty early on he was dirty.

Ah, I didn't know you were superstitious. I don't believe in the myth of the clean cop.

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Pricklesthemagicfish reddthat.com Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com
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#11 · Quote Reply

I did have one down the street at one point. We each minded our own business and I considered it good for my family’s safety to have a police car always parked nearby

Yeah the rabid lion does tend to keep the wolves at bay and they barely eat any children .

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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
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#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Ah, I didn't know you were superstitious. I don't believe in the myth of the clean cop.

I thought he would not shit where he ate and keep his neighborhood clean.

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Sineljora sh.itjust.works Sineljora@sh.itjust.works
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#13 · Quote Reply

Mostly mind my own business, but expect to have to record and report a domestic abuse.

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Owl mander.xyz BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz
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#14 · Quote Reply

Depends on the people, if they are good people then let’s be friends, if not then just ignore them and be cordial. Like with any neighbour.

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Quilotoa lemmy.ca Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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#15 · Quote Reply

Great people don't remain cops for long, so I really doubt it

I still know one of them. Have been an acquaintance of another cop for 15 years. Still great people.

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kurcatovium piefed.social kurcatovium@piefed.social
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#16 · Quote Reply

Great people don't remain cops for long, so I really doubt it

This must be US thing I presume?

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

My general rule for cops is to keep my head down. They have no particular reason to bother me, but they're also a certain kind of person. (Inevitably, because the job is awful and nobody else can handle it long-term)

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#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

I lived a couple houses down from a cop.

His whole family were dickish Karen types and got the annual block party shut down. Their house was regularly egged and TPd until they moved. I may or may not have been involved in some of those eggings.

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

Get them really drunk than feed them drugs while you record it for a get out of jail free card.

If you can pull it off, that might legit be worth it, just in case. In a single party consent jurisdiction making the recording wouldn't even be illegal (IANAL).

Of course, in a perfect world, the cop wouldn't take drugs, and if they did, would put justice over their personal worry you might hypothetically leak it. I'll let the readers hash out the probabilities.

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#20 · Quote Reply

Ah, I didn't know you were superstitious. I don't believe in the myth of the clean cop.

Less than agreeable or upright and actually involved in organised crime are two very different things.

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dan1101 lemmy.world dan1101@lemmy.world
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#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

Cops can be fine, many of them want to do good. But law enforcement also attracts/breeds a certain type of thumbhead person that either loves or hates you.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum lemmy.ca Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
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#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

Less than agreeable or upright and actually involved in organised crime are two very different things.

Protecting capital over the rule of law and human rights, or protecting those who do is literally being involved in organized crime.

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Xabbit🐰 lemmy.zip xabit24368@lemmy.zip
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#23 · Quote Reply

My general rule for cops is to keep my head down. They have no particular reason to bother me, but they're also a certain kind of person. (Inevitably, because the job is awful and nobody else can handle it long-term)

What is awful about the job? I've never done it so I don't know. But it seems like they cannot be fired, even if they mess up so badly that someone dies. That doesn't sound so bad to me.

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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#24 · Quote Reply

Closest I came was living like 2 houses away from an undercover cop who was helping deal with a drug lab house in the middle if our block. Never saw them much, nor was I opinionated on cops since I was in maybe 3rd grade when this was happening. So nothing too big. The drug house was taken care of and nobody else on the block were harmed, but kinda fucked since it was a block full of kids at the time.

Nowadays, in that situation, I would do my best to avoid the cops and drug house as much as possible and not get onto either of their radars. Not 100% sure I would feel safe, despite the fact that the bus route I take always has me waiting by a cop building while having had zero incidents over the few years I've been taking the route.

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

Protecting capital over the rule of law and human rights, or protecting those who do is literally being involved in organized crime.

Actually, being a cop is legal.

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

What is awful about the job? I've never done it so I don't know. But it seems like they cannot be fired, even if they mess up so badly that someone dies. That doesn't sound so bad to me.

They deal confrontationally with the worst people available at their worst moments, and sometimes do it all day. Movies make us think it's all masterminds and shootouts, but actual calls are 99% drunks, bullies and wife-beaters.

Like, think of the most toxic interaction you've ever had. Now consider doing it multiple times a week. You either become toxic yourself or you burn out.

Edit: You know the Florida man meme? Florida just has laws that get more details published. It's like that everywhere, and probably less funny and more traumatic in person.

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 slrpnk.net Nemo@slrpnk.net
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#27 · Quote Reply

Most people can't afford to just "move".

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Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State" anarchist.nexus Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus
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Noxy pawb.social noxypaws@pawb.social
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#29 · Quote Reply

This must be US thing I presume?

ACAB applies worldwide, not just the US.

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proudblond lemmy.world proudblond@lemmy.world
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#30 · Quote Reply

Nothing. Not even talk to them. Being cordially distant.

Pretty much how I am with all of my neighbors anyway…

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IWW4 lemmy.zip IWW4@lemmy.zip
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#31 · Quote Reply

I had a cop two door down for years. I loved having that cop car sitting there every night.

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kurcatovium piefed.social kurcatovium@piefed.social
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#32 · Quote Reply

ACAB applies worldwide, not just the US.

That's pretty bullshit. And I'm sorry for everyone that thinks this is the case since they probably doesn't meet normal ones that often as I do...

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zxqwas lemmy.world zxqwas@lemmy.world
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#33 · Quote Reply

Police Station 100m away. I'd encourage a few more to move in. They do serve and protect where I live.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum lemmy.ca Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
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#34 · (edited) Quote Reply

Actually, being a cop is legal.

Cops always defend their bad apples, thus the whole bunch is spoiled.

For context, I'm Canadian and am regularly downright proud of our courts. Our cops on the other hand, no. Just no. Routinely in the papers for egregious criminal activity and abuse of people rights.

In the US, the courts and the cops have long been a shambolic shitshow of gangsterism. Your mileage may vary based on your country.

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lazylion_ca lemmy.ca lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca
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#35 · Quote Reply

Would that be worse than the crackhead who lived there before them?

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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#36 · Quote Reply

Cops always defend their bad apples, thus the whole bunch is spoiled. For context, I'm Canadian and am regularly downright proud of our courts. Our cops on the other hand, no. Just no. Routinely in the papers for egregious criminal activity and abuse of people rights. In the US, the courts and the cops have long been a shambolic shitshow of gangsterism. Your mileage may vary based on your country.

So? That's still not what organised crime means.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum lemmy.ca Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
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#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

So? That's still not what organised crime means.

I'll use the US as its a much clearer example. For profit prisons with kickback schemes from judges.. Illegal arrests and fines to generate dollars for podunk towns, Abusing RICO statutes for civil forfeiture to straight up rob people extra judicially. It's straight up racketeering.. Almost everything the LAPD, NYPD, Baltimore PD Ever did. They are notorious.

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NONE lemmy.world NONE_dc@lemmy.world
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#38 · Quote Reply

Pretty much how I am with all of my neighbors anyway…

Same.

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RebekahWSD lemmy.world RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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#39 · Quote Reply

Cop lives somewhere down the street.

I ignore him.

But I also have talked to the neighbors on purpose like. Twice. In almost twenty years lol.

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𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 lemmy.world Witchfire@lemmy.world
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#40 · Quote Reply

I would go out of my way to avoid them

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Xabbit🐰 lemmy.zip xabit24368@lemmy.zip
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#41 · (edited) Quote Reply

They deal confrontationally with the worst people available at their worst moments, and sometimes do it all day. Movies make us think it's all masterminds and shootouts, but actual calls are 99% drunks, bullies and wife-beaters. Like, think of the most toxic interaction you've ever had. Now consider doing it multiple times a week. You either become toxic yourself or you burn out. Edit: You know...

Okay but when i'm in a toxic situation at work I can't shoot someone and get away without consequences lol.

When police show up to a scene, ordinary citizens have no power over them whatsoever. The police have the upper hand, every single time. Whereas if I get into an argument with a co-worker, client, or shopper I could be fired.

The reason workplaces are toxic are because employees are powerless. Police can literally murder people anytime they want and get away with it.

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Goldholz lemmy.blahaj.zone Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#42 · Quote Reply

Not american here, cops here are actually a trained job with multiple years of training before going out. 3 years pure training minimum and the slightes missbehaviour can get you fired and suspended from your job which will be marked down

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#43 · Quote Reply

Not american here, cops here are actually a trained job with multiple years of training before going out. 3 years pure training minimum and the slightes missbehaviour can get you fired and suspended from your job which will be marked down

I hope earnestly you don't mean German cops.

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#44 · Quote Reply

Just ignore them? I already ignore my neighbours that aren't pricks, ignoring a prick is no different

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gwl [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#45 · Quote Reply

Would that be worse than the crackhead who lived there before them?

Yes

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UndergroundGoblin lemmy.dbzer0.com UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#46 · Quote Reply

I hope earnestly you don't mean German cops.

No he/she probably don't. In Germany, the pigs wallow in their own shit and cover each other.

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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#47 · Quote Reply

Not really pay attention to them at all. Can't be arsed to care, unless they start waving that gun.

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#48 · Quote Reply

I lived a couple houses down from a cop. His whole family were dickish Karen types and got the annual block party shut down. Their house was regularly egged and TPd until they moved. I may or may not have been involved in some of those eggings.

Did your block party get resurrected after they moved?

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Goldholz lemmy.blahaj.zone Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#49 · Quote Reply

I hope earnestly you don't mean German cops.

Lol no i dont. Augsburg City Club got raided by 500 police just so the state could show their power again

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PetteriPano lemmy.world PetteriPano@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

I'd be more discreet about my moonshine operation, that's for sure.

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#51 · Quote Reply

Lol no i dont. Augsburg City Club got raided by 500 police just so the state could show their power again

Yeah, I thought your name narrowed it down to DACH and there's a lot of German cop apologists out there, because they're white and only interact with cops during traffic stops.

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