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MrShankles
reddthat.com
MrShankles@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
By way of metaphor and ratio! Dude's packing confidence and balls |
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WorldsDumbestMan
lemmy.today
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-12-05 |
You both misspelled "I have a tiny penis" or "I'm a huge internet troll"
Everyone has micropenis until proven otherwise. |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
Everyone has micropenis until proven otherwise.
That's just crazy talk |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
You both misspelled "I have a tiny penis" or "I'm a huge internet troll"
O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief |
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WorldsDumbestMan
lemmy.today
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-12-05 |
That's just crazy talk
No, that's just how the internet works, no respect for anyone. |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
No, that's just how the internet works, no respect for anyone.
Fuck you too! ;) |
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Atomic
sh.itjust.works
Atomic@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-14 |
I'm pretty sure most new born boys have a larger penis than that... I struggle to believe that his tool would really be THAT tiny. |
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Why is Lemmy so Racist?
lemmy.world
Abyssian@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-13 |
You both misspelled "I have a tiny penis" or "I'm a huge internet troll"
I'm often a big dick online because I have a tiny dick in person. |
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Cocodapuf
lemmy.world
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-06 |
Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.
Ironic big dick energy. |
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YiddishMcSquidish
lemmy.today
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-03-10 |
.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric
There's a "hold on loosely" reference to be made here that I'm not witty enough to come up with right now. |
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eestileib
lemmy.blahaj.zone
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he's got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts. I hope he did anyway cause he's gonna get sought out. |
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eestileib
lemmy.blahaj.zone
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-02 |
I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
I fooled around with a guy who had a pretty small dick, that thing got hard as a rock, it was pretty cool. |
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Anivia
feddit.org
Anivia@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-09-11 |
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation. I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the ...
I live in an area of Germany where nudist beaches (FKK in Germany) are very popular, and it doesn't seem to help body dismorphia at all |
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NOPper
lemmy.dbzer0.com
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-02-09 |
Look, I get the incel version on fEmaLeS isn't liked. But male/female is a perfectly valid way to refer to the 2 sexes. And if you aren't doing some incel putting down women shit in using the word, I think acting like using female is the same as referring to someone as the n word is just stupid. There was nothing in that statement that sounded disrespectful to women.
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VaalaVasaVarde
sopuli.xyz
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2024-04-04 |
[removed by moderator]
He sounds like a decent emphatic person, that's willing to please his lovers, so I doubt he will choose tesla. |
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TigerAce
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-13 |
Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean. |
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Shape4985
lemmy.ml
Shape4985@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-07-09 |
Is this jimmy from mr beast |
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TigerAce
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-13 |
I'm pretty sure most new born boys have a larger penis than that... I struggle to believe that his tool would really be THAT tiny.
I looked it up, it's just short of a centimeter. There are women with a bigger clit than that. |
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macaw_dean_settle
lemmy.world
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-09 |
How wide is it though
Cheese wheel. |
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macaw_dean_settle
lemmy.world
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Don't Google "duck penis."
Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good. |
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NKBTN
feddit.uk
NKBTN@feddit.ukJoined: 2024-04-02 |
Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions. |
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NKBTN
feddit.uk
NKBTN@feddit.ukJoined: 2024-04-02 |
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation. I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the ...
You do occasionally see flaccid cocks in media and IRL, but only from guys confident enough to show it in the first place, which skews public perception a fair bit. I went to school with a girl who'd only ever seen erections drawn. To her first boyfriend, she said "is that it?" the first time she saw a boner. It was a perfectly average cock, but she'd been expecting something the size of a cucumber |
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Smoogs
lemmy.world
Smoogs@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
Well played |
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IamtheMorgz
lemmy.world
IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
I'm not sure he misses out on sexual relationships at all though. Strap ons are a thing, and can be very effective (ask a lesbian, or a trans man!) and there are LOTS of ways to have sex that don't involve the traditional act people tend to reduce it down to. Also, disabled people also have sex. The idea that they don't is ableist AF. |
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PixeIOrange
lemmy.world
PixeIOrange@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
O'O |
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IamtheMorgz
lemmy.world
IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
Look, I get the incel version on fEmaLeS isn't liked. But male/female is a perfectly valid way to refer to the 2 sexes. And if you aren't doing some incel putting down women shit in using the word, I think acting like using female is the same as referring to someone as the n word is just stupid. There was nothing in that statement that sounded disrespectful to women.
I'm sorry, but I this just isn't true. Calling women females is definitely an incel thing (although admittedly has come more into mainstream (male) lexicon because of the algorithms). Female/male is an adjective. Woman/man is a noun. A woman is female (not in a TERF way, lol), but she isn't a female any more than she is a short. While I've not done a deep dive into the origins, incels pushed the female thing it seems largely because they don't see women as human and want to make them sound like they're a different species. It might have even started off from incels calling women "the female species" because that's a term I've definitely seen before in those communities. |
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IamtheMorgz
lemmy.world
IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
It objectifies the woman in question, showing that you have no respect to her as a person, and that you just see them as mating material, or a specimen. Even outside incel context: bad.
You are definitely being downvoted here by men who realize that they've used females as a noun and don't want to admit why that was wrong. I'm sure I will be downvoted too, so let's be friends! |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
Ironic big dick energy.
Dick size horseshoe theory |
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Rooster326
programming.dev
Rooster326@programming.dev Joined: 2025-09-25 |
Is going in the pool considered doping? |
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DreadPirateSnuggles
lemmy.ca
DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca Joined: 2024-10-26 |
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
The worst part is probably all the small dick jokes. I know that would fuck with me. |
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Atomic
sh.itjust.works
Atomic@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-14 |
I looked it up, it's just short of a centimeter. There are women with a bigger clit than that.
So of new borns often have a ~90mm flaccid penis at birth, and he is 1cm erect... I wonder if he was born with an even smaller penis, or if his penis just literally never grew. I'm about to sully my search history and look this up, but I would imagine there are hormone treatments you can get at a young age. Edit: short answer. Yes it can help in some cases. Micropenis is often detected in infancy. And seemingly often caused by very low testosterone levels during development https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17955-micropenis |
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Rhonda Sandtits
lemmy.sdf.org
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.orgJoined: 2024-05-03 |
This dude was interviewed on British TV a while back. It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was. He wanted to raise awareness because if he had sought medical help when he was young, the likelihood of medical intervention being successful is greatly increased. |
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ObjectivityIncarnate
lemmy.world
damnedfurry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
Ironic big dick energy.
Unironic major example of how "[size] dick energy" is a really stupid, and inherently body-shaming, expression in the first place. |
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Billegh
lemmy.world
bhamlin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
World's smallest penis competition Is going in the pool considered doping?
It'll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you're too cold they'll wait until you come back up to temp. |
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Rooster326
programming.dev
Rooster326@programming.dev Joined: 2025-09-25 |
It'll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you're too cold they'll wait until you come back up to temp.
What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis? What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results |
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robocall
lemmy.world
robocall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-28 |
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
We'll need to investigate further to find out the truth. He must jork it. |
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WorldsDumbestMan
lemmy.today
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-12-05 |
You are definitely being downvoted here by men who realize that they've used females as a noun and don't want to admit why that was wrong. I'm sure I will be downvoted too, so let's be friends!
Yeah! But I was going to say something stupid, then thought about why the thing might be, so I reached this conclusion. |
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Billegh
lemmy.world
bhamlin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis? What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results
Honestly, that's probably a part of the test. 😏 |
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TigerAce
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-13 |
So of new borns often have a ~90mm flaccid penis at birth, and he is 1cm erect... I wonder if he was born with an even smaller penis, or if his penis just literally never grew. I'm about to sully my search history and look this up, but I would imagine there are hormone treatments you can get at a young age. Edit: short answer. Yes it can help in some cases. Micropenis is often detected in infan...
In the US, due to a shitty health care system, men usually self-medicate at a later age with a giant pickup truck or a douche sports car. |
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Rooster326
programming.dev
Rooster326@programming.dev Joined: 2025-09-25 |
Honestly, that's probably a part of the test. 😏
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
In the US, due to a shitty health care system, men usually self-medicate at a later age with a giant pickup truck or a douche sports car.
Being in the epstein files, or buying tesla/twitter. |
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TigerAce
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-13 |
Being in the epstein files, or buying tesla/twitter.
"or" should be "and" as Musk is also in the files. |
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da_cow (she/her)
feddit.org
cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-22 |
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation. I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the ...
Its not specific to nudity at beaches, but more of a general thing. Expectations about what a body should look like and the extreme focus on a binary gender is incredibly harmful for everyone, since it creates boxes were everyone tries to fit into. When we AS society collectively work on demolishing these boxes it remives a lot of stress for everyone who previously had been excluded by these boxes. Realizing, that bodies are different and that it is no shame to look different from some arbitrary beauty standard, that's unreachable for most people, is one of the best things that can happen to you. |
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Fedizen
lemmy.world
Fedizen@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
"or" should be "and" as Musk is also in the files.
Idk if Bill Gates bought a tesla though |
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Fedizen
lemmy.world
Fedizen@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
Dick size horseshoe theory
I think this is probably alarmingly accurate |
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Formfiller
lemmy.world
Formfiller@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-12 |
Netanyahu would like a word |
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HugeNerd
lemmy.ca
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-06 |
I'm busy. |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
Idk if Bill Gates bought a tesla though
I feel sorry for his exwife. |
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orbitz
lemmy.ca
orbitz@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-30 |
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
Also when you get older sometimes even as a guy you may not be able to perform, it happens. So as long as you have an understanding partner you can get around those times. Mean I'm unsure on actual performance issues but really penis in vagina, while most common (I think?) is only a bit of what couples can do for fun in that area. Hell I think there's so much more besides that but not for this topic. |
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DeadDigger
lemmy.zip
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-24 |
He said he was recently in a satisfying relationship that really only ended because it was long distance. Yet, he confided, it still all “affects me as far as, like, confidence and wanting to approach new people, especially females”. I don't think your micropenis is entirely to blame here, chief edit: so are we not concerned by calling women females anymore?
Hm I mean as someone that had partners of multiple genders I also refer to them with male/female/nonbinary/trans partners when I objectively talk about something and I am not an incel. So for me this conclusion feels off tbh |
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