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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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milk rule

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/39265199

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CarbonIceDragon pawb.social CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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Everyone dies immediately as all the water in their body gets replaced with milk, thus the broken toilets never become a problem.

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Chezus9247 lemmy.world Chezus9247@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-23
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Everyone dies immediately as all the water in their body gets replaced with milk, thus the broken toilets never become a problem.

But everyone gets resurrected as skeletons that have bones stronger than metal.

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Synapse lemmy.world synapse1278@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Everyone dies immediately as all the water in their body gets replaced with milk, thus the broken toilets never become a problem.

But milk itself is also mostly water. By how magic goes, milk is milk and blood is blood. The ocean though, is water and would be replaced by milk.

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