Yeah, I was pretty confused about what to do with my ferns when my house plant phase ended too. :/

You've been a bad plant.

A popular choice seems to be someone's butt.

these don't look like they fit any body part really, so they're either custom made or perhaps made from chest harness parts? idk

Welcome to Metal Gardens, for the most metal/punk/goth home decor and foliage.

I tried to upcycle my old terracotta into bondage gear, but didn't really work out that well tbh

I would water that so hard.

It does have that certain je ne sais quoi.

Funny enough, I have one of these that I bought in London. It was always a plant f holder but the rest of the stuff in the store was not.