USA-Russia alliance against Yurop

You've apparently never slipped on a banana peel

Which slid you off the side of a hill

Where you rolled onto a trampoline

Then bounced off, losing all your clothes

Onto a pogo stick

Which then bounced through an oil refinery

Where you slammed into a group of workers

Who were in the middle of a shower

Then landed square on a cock that went balls deep

And then got thrown off a half second before you came

Only to go sliding down the hallway, missing the orgy

To faceplant into the lap of a crack whore

That had just finished the last of her last rock

And was in the middle of explosive diarrhea

After having eaten a can of surstromming

Then spinning around until you're cock first in her syphilitic twat

Only to realize it's OPs mom

Skillet could win a Grammy.