Am I stupid for not understanding what

to mog

means?

slang, mog means to outclass or significantly outperform someone, usually in terms of physical attractiveness, but it can also refer to being better in style, status, skill (like gaming), or confidence, originating from "AMOG" (Alpha Male of the Group) in the "manosphere" and widely used by Gen Z and Alpha generations. To be "mogged" means to feel inferior or upstaged, while the person doing the outshining is the "moger".

I was also curious

God he looks like a fool.

It's a 200 IQ take, hence the need for them to use all kinds of words people don't understand speaking about people that others don't know. I read this headline seven times before coming to the conclusion it's probably pretty funny if you have any idea about its context

I knew this because my 16 year old said the other day "did you see that Clavicular got physique-mogged by the ASU frat leader"

I had not seen.

Who the fuck are these people even?

See also: cf. butt mogging

https://lemmy.world/post/29506695

I don’t know who or what any of this shit is

Idk but he looks like Temu Adam Devine.

Mom can we get The Righteous Gemstones?

We have The Righteous Gemstones at home!

...The Righteous Gemstones:

Mog in this context means “haha I look better”

Apparently this moron is an "influencer" who spends his every waking minute trying to look more attractive. He instructs children on how to smash their facial bones with a hammer in order to supposedly look more attractive. It's like Idiocracy and WALL-E fucked and had an even stupider baby.

Ps. He is shockingly also a racist right winger.

Right?

Is it too late to return a 16 year old?

If not, how about a 40yo? My brother has been bothersome for roughly four decades..

I've asked this many times and the hospital seems not to be terribly keen

Fire departments take them until 18.

Mog is a portmanteau of man and dog. He's his own best friend

One sec... barfs violently 🤮

He instructs children on how to smash their facial bones with a hammer in order to supposedly look more attractive.

What the hell?!? Where's the public outrage?

He is shockingly also a racist right winger.

Oh...

I don't know but the internet seems hell bent on trying to make me aware of this guy.

Remember when people used to gain some measure of celebrity because they had interesting ideas, or were talented, or funny?

he looks like a dude who tries to beat his wife, but gets his ass kicked by said wife

So "flex". ? Same meaning

Did he name himself after the clavicle bone? The fuck?

I'm Femerator! I'm Tibular! I'm Sternumis! I'm Vertebro!

There are 206 genius usernames in the human body!

The need for guillotines goes far beyond the billionaire group.

If you ever get more curious about this fuckhead, this is how I learned about his existence:

https://www.searchengine.show/how-peptides-conquered-the-internet/

I have literally zero desire to learn more about this guy. I already know too much, and that's barely anything.

Fair enough.

Now I'm gonna feel like a jackass every time I mention having a bilateral sternoclavicular subluxation 😫

Call me Erectionator

Vertebro is a great name though

I definitely thought this was a bit about the dropout show where Vic "Vehicular" Michaelis interviews someone doing a wacky improv character.

Rare W from the conscious meth addict

Incel Phrenologists, in two words.

The name "Femerator" is especially funny after you read "I Will Break You" by Gigi Styx. One of the primary trigger warnings of the book is "inappropriate use of a thigh bone".

Yeah basically

Legalize 48th trimester abortions