Probably used klarna

Can you do this though

How many monthly payments though?

Gg

You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!

a personal pizza

My fellow American

All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.

So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.

This is weirdly wholesome.

Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.

I don't think that's a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although "personal" is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.

There's always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.

It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.

I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.

Gotta build what you want, step by step.

... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.

I carry my own ketchup bottle.

Condimitment

Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s

#builtdifferent
#dailygrind

What the absolute forking fuck is this

Well, he's got the grip for it.

My origin story

So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza

It's important to set achievable goals.

What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.

The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.

4 payments of $4.28

Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.

IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.

Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.

No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.

I can understand. Our 'normal' pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.

Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

In my late 20's i'd order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.

Sometimes I'd eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.

His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.

This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli

30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.

"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.

This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.

"I'll take 16 slices, please."

Mummy, there's a weird person on the internet

Average linkedin user

That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.

I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere

The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.

Isn't Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they're at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn't want to move there.

🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥

At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It's not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.

Hell yeah! Same!

Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way

For an american pizza?? That's a bargain!

Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.

Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.