See, here's the thing:

Before she made 200k selling farts in jars, she was a very beautiful woman who was also famous.

Best I can do is unknown mediocre white guy. That's gotta be worth at least $5

I’ll give ya tree fiddy

If I was a popular vtuber using a voice changer I could sell my fart jars without even being either beautiful or a woman.

They could be virtual farts, too. Open once and it's gone forever

I thought this was going to go more like "Getting ready for work playing the rigged game whilst actual real people are dying due to my tax dollars paying for weapons of mass destruction". You know, something timely.

Nope. Farts in jars. Take it or leave it.

🦕

That's kinda how normal jar farts work.

Not at that price.

Yes, but I'm a digital innovator.

Honestly the tree fiddy South Park loch Ness monster meme is over 25 years old. It's insane that it's lasted this long. It's not even a great joke, it's just super memeable.

Anyways, take your upvotes.