how do I get my mum to...

😂

"how to get my mum to love me" does not look like working. The sign is a ruse so he can hyperfixate!

I had an LLM make one and it did a decent job and I laughed.

So you don't have to because you already know what will happen.

You're welcome.

Some coworker probably stuck it on them

It made a hat?

It needs to be more of threat to the other person:

"I will talk to you for two hours straight - you'll be trapped and get no work done".

This is why work from home should be a recognized disability accommodation in jobs that don't require specific physical location. I'm lucky my company didn't have available office space locally and didn't force me to move when the whole "return to work" craze happened.

It made a simulacrum of a hat. I think. I can't tell the difference.

If you don't have your own sign, putting up the hood of your hoodie can work in a pinch.

all managers are bastards

Assigned manager at birth

alterior manager and butthole