Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?

Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.

Edit:

No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they aren't urinals

let that sink in

I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.

Right, but that's the funny thing about jokes. They don't need to be 100% accurate to be funny.

Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?

Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I'm finishing explaining the joke so I'll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn't a joke anymore. It's just Picard counting urinals.

No, no, there are 5 urinals. But only 3 can be used simoultaneously.

nice

C'mon, don't let the cardassians fuck around with the number of sinks as well.

If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say "nice watch" as you maintain eye contact.

Fuck this I'm just pissing my pants

Who wears a watch on their penis?

I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.

In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.

I'm not a monster, not even close.

Oh, well you can also say "nice ring"

Cardassian bathroom:

well it depends. 3 or 2

Except when there's a line, even then the 6'2" dude will use the ADA Urinal

Nice cock ring bro.

that's the joke.

Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how I'm gonna do job interviews.

That's only because you haven't yet seen a Bolian bathroom.

And then yell something manly so they know you're not a gay

I prefer "that's a particularly lovely circumcision scar" or "what a beautiful foreskin!"

It takes ~21 seconds to piss. I'll wait for an opening.

And if there are no dividers, I'll wait for a stall.

someone twisted the knob to "poop with friends" and snapped the damn thing off!

I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a while.....

Bynar bathroom

Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.

"so what would you say is your greatest weakness"

*plop*

And a little sombrero why

Hemorrhoids

OK. Your work name shall be Hemmy

Oh. Oh gods. Hemmer was a nickname not a name.

Ok, closer it is.

Just wanted to be pedantic for a second