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toothpaste_sandwich thebrainbin.org toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org
Joined: 2025-10-16
#102 · Quote Reply

the new testament ?

Trinitrotoluene, the explosive?

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โ„•๐•–๐•ž๐•  slrpnk.net Nemo@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-01
#103 · Quote Reply

A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly. This was posted to urban dictionary 21 years ago, so depends how far back I guess? I've only ever heard it used as an insult, like chump.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underdwelling Demon

See movie : C.H.U.D. or Donnie Darko

This one from 2003 (still copied from UD) is what I'm more familiar with, still an insult, but one more about appearance and demeanor than behavior, and a very different aesthetic than above. Synonymous with "troglodyte".

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dual_sport_dork ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ lemmy.world dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
#104 · Quote Reply

You remember when the US switched to digital camouflage in the 2000s, then realized it was a terrible idea and switched back? Any idea why you didn't see cheap digital camouflage jackets around? Did they just not make to milsurp stores?

I have three sets of digital camo BDUs. Two sets of MARPAT, and one of some generic grey "urban" coloration. I didn't find them difficult to source at all. Insulated jackets, though, I don't know about.

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-20
#105 · Quote Reply

Yeppers. It has thankfully mostly died out as a fad. r*ddit link sorry: ::: spoiler spoiler https://www.old.reddit.com/r/carnivore/ :::

WTF, people actually believe comments about old hair color going back from gray to black? Suckers born every minute I guess.

I know things can be counterintuitive with stuff science discovers about diets, like how it doesn't seem that eating high fat/protein should be a way to lose weight (keto). But this seems on par with rogan-bro no fap bullshit of the highest level.

"Oh no, I had some kale and my joints exploded!"

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Dasus lemmy.world Dasus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-16
#106 · Quote Reply

Woman doctor and nan doctor are just gynecologist and andrologist

Isn't a "nan doctor" a grandgynocologist?

Or a gerontologist.

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ThrowawayPermanente sh.itjust.works ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-23
#107 · Quote Reply

i actually saw a guy with someone else in their cybertruck the other day, first time for everything i guess

Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#108 · Quote Reply

Corporate jargon outside the office. Hell, even in the office when itโ€™s over the top.

We need to synergize on Lemmy more, and increase our networking.

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MufinMcFlufin lemmy.world MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#109 · Quote Reply

I don't care about politics

On a related note: "I don't see why you'd stop being friends with someone over politics"

Especially these days with what basic human rights have been made political, politics is probably pretty high up there on my list of reasons I'd see in why not to associate with someone.

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#110 · Quote Reply

Although with the distinction between gender and sex continually becoming more prevalent in the zeitgeist, I find myself using the terms "male" and "female" more often than I used to.

I found myself using female and male a lot after visiting a certain e621

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#111 · (edited) Quote Reply

Using CHUD liberaly for anything you don't like.

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
#112 · Quote Reply

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underdwelling Demon See movie : C.H.U.D. or Donnie Darko This one from 2003 (still copied from UD) is what I'm more familiar with, still an insult, but one more about appearance and demeanor than behavior, and a very different aesthetic than above. Synonymous with "troglodyte".

I thought it was Cannibalistic Underground Humanoid Dweller?

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lol_idk piefed.social lol_idk@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-13
#113 · Quote Reply

"I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."

But what if I do hate everyone?

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GrammarPolice lemmy.world GrammarPolice@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-15
#114 · Quote Reply

Using CHUD liberaly for anything you don't like.

"" โ€” ๐Ÿคก

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#115 · Quote Reply

Any time anyone starts throwing insults and slurs at me like a Frisbee in lieu of an actual counterarguement

Hey bozo, it's spelled "counterargument" you absolute fleshbag! ๐Ÿฅ

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๐Ÿ‰ DrRedOctopus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#116 · Quote Reply

"I want my country back..." Yeah, so did all those places we invaded.

https://youtu.be/fXQmCf6bNU4

" I heard you want your county back. no shit me too"

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๐Ÿ‰ DrRedOctopus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#117 · Quote Reply

"Female" instead of woman or girl. Edit: as in, where "woman" or "girl" would be grammatically correct. e.g. "a lot of females work at that company" vs "a lot of women work at that company" or "that company has a lot of female employees"

it helps if you read females like tamales.

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Alcoholicorn mander.xyz Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-24
#118 · Quote Reply

I have three sets of digital camo BDUs. Two sets of MARPAT, and one of some generic grey "urban" coloration. I didn't find them difficult to source at all. Insulated jackets, though, I don't know about.

Insulated jackets, though, I donโ€™t know about

Yeah, that's the one I'd expect to see around, since you know, cheap jackets that go to -40F. I saw quite a few of them in cold parts of China and even Kazakhstan and it made me curious why I didn't remember any in America.

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tlekiteki lemmy.dbzer0.com tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-09-22
#119 · Quote Reply

"Female" instead of woman or girl. Edit: as in, where "woman" or "girl" would be grammatically correct. e.g. "a lot of females work at that company" vs "a lot of women work at that company" or "that company has a lot of female employees"

Female is a great adjective but an inappropriate noun.

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tlekiteki lemmy.dbzer0.com tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-09-22
#120 · Quote Reply

I found myself using female and male a lot after visiting a certain e621

spe'fy what show (in Dm if you prefer)

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tlekiteki lemmy.dbzer0.com tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-09-22
#121 · Quote Reply

Words that used unironically/outside of satire, automatically signal you as a chud: Libtard Foid Carnist Lookmaxxing Mog/Mogging Any kind of slur Woke (at least, the word is generally only brought up now by chuds complaining about things being woke) DEI in a negative manner

A Carnist is a superfan of Minister Carney, no?

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SchwertImStein lemmy.dbzer0.com SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-08
#122 · Quote Reply

"I want to eat the people from the surface."

good reference

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Mesa programming.dev Mesa@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-02
#123 · Quote Reply

In reply to an earlier post

"Mog" is the funniest word this generation has come up with. I don't use it, but I must admit that I chuckle nearly every time I hear it used.

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Randelung lemmy.world Randelung@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-18
#124 · (edited) Quote Reply

We need to synergize on Lemmy more, and increase our networking.

Let's touch base to synchronize at a quick standup lunch, yeah? ๐Ÿ‘

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#125 · Quote Reply

good reference

Is this a reference to Morlocks?

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#126 · Quote Reply

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Controversial maybe, but I think you missed "slop" in regular conversation, specifically hybrid words (see microslop). It's one thing to write about it in an AI thread, but douchey to me if you bend a conversation to it then say it out loud.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#127 · Quote Reply

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I want my country to become what I thought it was when I was a kid, not how it ACTUALLY was.

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#128 · Quote Reply

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Gotta always be prepared for the Roko's basilisk eventuality.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#129 · Quote Reply

it helps if you read females like tamales.

Oh man, that's gonna stick in my brain. Great, thanks.

I'm forced to read "spectacles" like a Greek because of a post like this.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#130 · Quote Reply

Female is a great adjective but an inappropriate noun.

That's a good way to put it.

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AskewLord piefed.social AskewLord@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-16
#131 · (edited) Quote Reply

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yeah i had a couple people in my life would who talk to you like this and I just stopped interacting with them. It was so obnoxious.

The worst part is they would 'correct' my language to corpo speak. I'd say "oh having a rough couple of weeks you know' and they'd go 'you can't say that, you have to say you are underperforming but plan to compensate in the future'

it was so fucking surreal.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#132 · Quote Reply

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Same here. I've never seen it in the real world.

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-26
#133 · Quote Reply

On a related note: "I don't see why you'd stop being friends with someone over politics" Especially these days with what basic human rights have been made political, politics is probably pretty high up there on my list of reasons I'd see in why not to associate with someone.

Politics are an extension of ethics so you kinda have every reason not to associate with someone whose moral compass is all fucked up (and so are their political takes).

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#134 · Quote Reply

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I mean, it sounds awesome for a band name or a D&D character.

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๐Ÿ‰ DrRedOctopus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#135 · Quote Reply

Female is a great adjective but an inappropriate noun.

is it just grammar or just incels ruining that word?

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#136 · (edited) Quote Reply

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I also find "carnist" to be sort of a try-hard word in regular use, but the other part that SHOULD be said is that choosing to use it is useful for perspective switching. Typically being vegan or vegetarian is a minority position so the language in general basically normalizes omni eating habits. "Carnist" as a turn of phrase makes it possible to shift "normal" to more closely match veganism.

Edit: You basically said this deeper in the thread, oops. Still I'll leave it because maybe more people will see it.

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-26
#137 · Quote Reply

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I'm always up for some "drama" as long as that means "yapping about things that aren't as serious as someone I care about dying/suffering something grievous". ๐Ÿคท

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#138 · Quote Reply

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Insofar as any country does, sure. You're right that it seems to be only ever said in reference to Israel by absolute garbage people, though.

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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
#139 · Quote Reply

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English speakers say "American"

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๐Ÿ‰ DrRedOctopus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‰ lemmy.world IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#140 · Quote Reply

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how much I hate the euphemism treadmill.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#141 · Quote Reply

But what if I do hate everyone?

Then you're a misanthrope!

You turn into a Miss every full moon.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#142 · Quote Reply

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Tangent: this is like "is water wet?". Do our veins bleed? There's definitely blood in them.

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5too lemmy.world 5too@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#143 · Quote Reply

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I tend to drive more when my family goes on trips, while my wife acts as navigatrix.

Then we both cackle while the kids ignore us in the back.

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dual_sport_dork ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ lemmy.world dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
#144 · Quote Reply

Insulated jackets, though, I donโ€™t know about Yeah, that's the one I'd expect to see around, since you know, cheap jackets that go to -40F. I saw quite a few of them in cold parts of China and even Kazakhstan and it made me curious why I didn't remember any in America.

Oh, they're about. I just haven't seen any with modern-ish MARPAT patterns on them, for instance. If you just want an OD green one or something you can usually turn one up. If not truly surplus, one of the milspec manufacturers like Truspec will sell you one for a hundred bucks.

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#145 · Quote Reply

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There's an excellent podcast about fashion history and design called Articles of Interest by Avery Trufelman, and she did a season about the deep connections between outdoor wear and military clothing, with a lot of talk about surplus. I recommend it highly!

https://articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/gear-chapter-1

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Randelung lemmy.world Randelung@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-18
#146 · Quote Reply

yeah i had a couple people in my life would who talk to you like this and I just stopped interacting with them. It was so obnoxious. The worst part is they would 'correct' my language to corpo speak. I'd say "oh having a rough couple of weeks you know' and they'd go 'you can't say that, you have to say you are underperforming but plan to compensate in the future' it was so fucking surreal.

Do you even grindset, bro

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Mesa programming.dev Mesa@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-02
#147 · (edited) Quote Reply

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Controversial becomes a goal post for some people. Aiming to have ___ opinions with any adjective other than ones relating to how that opinion is formed (well thought-out, logical, hasty (bad for a different reason)) makes for some of the most vulnerable people among humanity.

I said it very recently, and I'll say it again. People obsess way too fucking much over labels. Labels are a conversational tool meant to briefly describe something. The more you use them to determine how you should act, the more bogus you are. There are a couple exceptions, but aside from children in the developmental stages where labels play a massive role (I'm not a psychologist, someone correct me here if I'm off base), these are alwaysโ„ข because how you are perceived is fundamental to said label, e.g. hero, leader, representative. Please note that I'm not saying labels are never useful.

I'm open to debate on this.

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-11
#148 · Quote Reply

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I was telling a customer that he had to wear a mask to enter my place of business during COVID masking mandates, and he got furious and called me a "white privilege redneck libtard" and I'm just astonished at that particular combination of words to angrily shout.

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Toesโ™€ ani.social Toes@ani.social
Joined: 2023-09-28
#149 · Quote Reply

Anyone who uses the word "elevate" seriously in a conversation not about elevators or construction.

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dual_sport_dork ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ lemmy.world dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
#150 · Quote Reply

There's an excellent podcast about fashion history and design called Articles of Interest by Avery Trufelman, and she did a season about the deep connections between outdoor wear and military clothing, with a lot of talk about surplus. I recommend it highly! https://articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/gear-chapter-1

That was indeed fascinating. Thanks for sharing it!

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
#151 · Quote Reply

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If I understand it right itโ€™s basically polishing your external appearance to a high degree. Hair, skincare, etcโ€ฆ but Iโ€™ve seen it mostly used to describe people using the technique transactionally. Like incels doing it with the expectation that doing so will result in a girl appearing for them.

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