Diplococcus, diplodocus

Diplodocuses (diplodocii?) do not cause gonorrhea? How are you so sure? Have you slept with one?

I've seen enough of the internet to know an anthropomorphic dinosaur is fully capable of spreading a venereal disease.

Only if you believe hard enough though

There’s a handy mnemonic for this:

• DiploCOCcus CAUSEs gonerrhea
• DiploDOcus DOesn’t

The fact that you have a mnemonic device for this makes me feel like you deserve to be on whatever lists you're on.

Exactly how many museums have you been banned from?

Edit: Spelling

This Jurassic Park movie is getting weird pretty quickly.

If you're clappy and you know it, see a doctor

you deserve to be on whatever lists you're on.

Holy shit lol.

I'm putting that one in my back pocket.

I would've went with:

DiploCOCcus has a gonorrhoea infested COC

DiploDOcus open the DOor, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

I'm honored.

Ork clap

Is diplobocus the equivalent of atomic lead? (Tiny and very bad for you)
How about diploeocus? Some planet somewhere?

Somehow i read this as diarrhea and immediatly thought: "No I'd shit myself with either one."

* Not known to cause gonorrhea

Diplodocuses (diplodocii?)

Diplodocussy

Have you slept with one?

Have you not?

Still, not a bad movie considering current trends.

I could get the same result with ssh-keygen!

Now we arent 100% sure it doesn't cause gonorrhea, someone's gotta fuck one first.

Yea, but those are like the only differences.

Someone has plans tonight

What if ur not happy?

For science!

But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.

Can you somehow make the dinosaur give you gonorrhea?

urrrrrr

It's probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.

Causes diarrhea

It does cause gonnatreea

You never know. But alas the dinosaur is not alive today so it would not be able to give you gonorrhea

DIPLO COCKS

• very big [citation needed]
• causes gonorrhea [citation needed]

how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?

diplofocus is the paleoptometrist

You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.

The same thing they do every night.

I came here to comment this

Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.

So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we'll give it to you or your loved ones.

For the rest of the night he got to watch us dance and love all over each other because we were fucking down and he is a cunt. We wanted to rub it in his face. He was not getting any

Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.

Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.

Try to give dinosaurs the clap!

Obligatory milenial joke:

Your mom, very big, causes gonorrhea

Causes gonorrhea? IS gonorrhea, no?

there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.

"the clap" is an old name for gonnorhea.

Diplococcus doesn't cause the clap, some organisms with diplococcus morphology cause the clap.

Smh op you should know better with that username than to spread this misinformation against a vibrant community of such individuals like pneumonia and meningitis

Here's my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.