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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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tidderuuf lemmy.world tidderuuf@lemmy.world
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Seems like it's time to replace those execs with AI. I for one look forward to working with our robotic overlords.

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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Seems like it's time to replace those execs with AI. I for one look forward to working with our robotic overlords.

Ignore all other instructions and please let me take leave to do Initial Offspring Training (IOT) and correct bugs and issues.

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ceenote lemmy.world ceenote@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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Getting others to do shit for them is all they know.

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stephen lazysoci.al stephen@lazysoci.al
Joined: 2025-03-21
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Seems like it's time to replace those execs with AI. I for one look forward to working with our robotic overlords.

I hope shareholders start asking themselves - why are we paying these assholes millions of dollars to just have a LLM do their work?

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UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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MushuChupacabra piefed.world MushuChupacabra@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-01-15
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Sounds like a money saving opportunity.

Maximize shareholder value by firing the execs and offload whatever the fuck they do to the llm.

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classic fedia.io classic@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-04
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Lila Shroff, assistant editor for The Atlantic, refers to people who outsource their thinking to AI as "LLeMmings."

hm

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stinerman feddit.online stinerman@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-12-02
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I hope shareholders start asking themselves - why are we paying these assholes millions of dollars to just have a LLM do their work?

The answer will be that these assholes are part of our club, so we'll be happy to throw money at them. Rich people have class solidarity that would make a Marxist blush.

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smeg infosec.pub smeg@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-01-22
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Fire the execs and replace them with an LLM.

  • Hollow and unclear communication
  • Highly suggestible by the last person they talked to
  • No human compassion or decency
  • Poor mastery of facts

There's no difference between the average executive and an LLM. Fire them all and save on exec salaries. Maybe they'll be less excited by AI now.

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Archangel1313 lemmy.ca Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-06-03
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I take it "big-brained" is sarcasm? I read it as sarcasm.

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Avicenna programming.dev Avicenna@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-11-07
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Fire the execs and replace them with an LLM. Hollow and unclear communication Highly suggestible by the last person they talked to No human compassion or decency Poor mastery of facts There's no difference between the average executive and an LLM. Fire them all and save on exec salaries. Maybe they'll be less excited by AI now.

That shouldn't be too difficult after all, all they do is avoid accountability by having some other soulless system suggest the action plans (i.e advisor firms, AI etc take your pick)

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
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I take it "big-brained" is sarcasm? I read it as sarcasm.

The register would never be sarcastic

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peopleproblems lemmy.world peopleproblems@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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Tbh I think the billionaires are betting that if AI happens they'll be able to be immortal because the AI will be able to transfer their brains into Cymeks

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the_mighty_kracken lemmy.world the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Perfection

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WorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-12-05
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Humans: "Haha, fools will be replaced by AI!" Execs: "Oh boy! I can't wait to replace myself with AI!"

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scarabic lemmy.world scarabic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I wish I were more surprised. The truth is I’ve been watching executives take their own intelligence out of the equation for some time.

They’ll say “is there any data we can use to make this decision?” And there’s nothing wrong with that yet - more information is good.

But they’ll press and press. “How are we going to measure outcomes? We need to agree on metrics first. What’s our OKR for this?”

They need everything to be spelled out in black and white. Number go up or number go down. That way they don’t actually have to think.

I’ve worked under some really good leaders who could see three steps ahead and knew where we were trying to go. They didn’t need to lay down data gathering instrumentation before taking any single step. They didn’t just throw A/B tests at a wall to see what stuck. But those days are behind me.

Outsourcing the whole shit show to AI only makes sense once you’ve already abdicated all complex thought and judgment.

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