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Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War
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return2ozma lemmy.world return2ozma@lemmy.world
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kikutwo lemmy.world kikutwo@lemmy.world
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#2 · Quote Reply

Lol where are the clowns?

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HikingVet lemmy.ca HikingVet@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-11-01
#3 · Quote Reply

Lol where are the clowns?

Wearing $10000 suits.

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ClownStatue piefed.social ClownStatue@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-05-13
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It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.

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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown fedia.io MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-07
#5 · Quote Reply

To pray for Trump to suddenly grow a conscience, right???

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#6 · Quote Reply

Oh lord give us money and people to abuse.

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GuyFawkesV lemmy.world GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-19
#7 · Quote Reply

Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#8 · Quote Reply

Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

I know I am.

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middlemanSI lemmy.world middlemanSI@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#9 · Quote Reply

My god is better than your god

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SalmiakDragon feddit.nu SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
Joined: 2025-02-20
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Oh, for a second I thought this was a moment of proteat from the religious community, like "we'll pray for you, you lost soul". Silly of me.

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Treczoks lemmy.world Treczoks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#11 · Quote Reply

"Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently."

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thlibos thelemmy.club thlibos@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-01-30
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The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
#13 · Quote Reply

Imagine if you could just set a couple hungry grizzlies loose in there and barricade all the exits, a lot of problems would be gone overnight.

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Tigeroovy lemmy.ca Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-16
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The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.

They’re craven lunatics so they absolutely fucking are just praying to him.

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Lucidlethargy sh.itjust.works Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
#15 · Quote Reply

https://youtu.be/gMPAHL4K-FA

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Olhonestjim lemmy.world Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-28
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.

Sadly, there ain't. Justice is entirely our responsibility.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
#17 · Quote Reply

Imagine if you could just set a couple hungry grizzlies loose in there and barricade all the exits, a lot of problems would be gone overnight.

Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.

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SabinStargem lemmy.today SabinStargem@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-15
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I am praying for Satan to collect his due. Preferably by tomorrow morning, in the guise of cheese burgers.

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lastweakness lemmy.world lastweakness@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Sadly, there ain't. Justice is entirely our responsibility.

One that we're slacking on as a world, apparently.

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
#20 · Quote Reply

Absolutely disgusting.

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Hazmatastic lemmy.world Hazmatastic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
#21 · Quote Reply

By their own definitions every single one of those people is going straight downstairs

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phutatorius lemmy.zip phutatorius@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#22 · Quote Reply

I hope they pray for justice to be done, and are close enough to Trump to be hit by the lightning bolt.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#23 · Quote Reply

could really use a Judas right now...

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DarkFuture lemmy.world DarkFuture@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-06
#24 · Quote Reply

Apparently religious leaders love fucking and killing children.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

"Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently."

"Show us a sign you are hearing us"

You know that 6 seconds later he laid an epic fudgee in his pants.

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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#26 · Quote Reply

could really use a Judas right now...

there's one in the middle of the photo

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

could really use a Judas right now...

so in american sign language, i learned that the sign for "up yours buddy" and the sign for "new jersey" are the same, which just kind of feels right.

the surprising thing was to see our boy Tom here telling the J-dog "New JerseyUp Yours Buddy" at the last supper

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Sam_Bass lemmy.world Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-08
#28 · Quote Reply

Sure pray for the devil. He gets a huge kick out of it

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assa123 lemmy.world assa123@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#29 · Quote Reply

Isn't there an AI photo or video just like this from a year ago? I must be having a stroke, what is real anymore?

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#30 · Quote Reply

That is quite a collection of utterly useless and evil morherfuckers.

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