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Will you marry me?
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usernameusername sh.itjust.works usernameusername@sh.itjust.works
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Trying2KnowMyself [they/them/their/theirs/themself] lemmy.ml Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-12-07
#2 · Quote Reply

Yes! I thought you’d never ask! stalin-heart
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#3 · Quote Reply

Sorry, can't. That other guy is already planning to marry you.
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usernameusername sh.itjust.works usernameusername@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-12-17
#4 · Quote Reply
actionjbone wrote:
Sorry, can't. That other guy is already planning to marry you.

Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you
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TribblesBestFriend startrek.website TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
Joined: 2025-01-30
#5 · Quote Reply

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#6 · Quote Reply
usernameusername wrote:
Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you

That'd be big o' you.
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dandelion lemmy.blahaj.zone dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-02
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply
actionjbone wrote:
That'd be big o' you.
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daggermoon piefed.world daggermoon@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-03-01
#8 · Quote Reply

Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?
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usernameusername sh.itjust.works usernameusername@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-12-17
#9 · Quote Reply
daggermoon wrote:
Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?

Yes
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orc girly lemmy.ml orc_princess@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-09-11
#10 · Quote Reply
usernameusername wrote:
Yes

I declare you married
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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
#11 · Quote Reply

I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

𝄞 - ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ.
...
I can't live without you
You're the one for me
The one I want to live with
As my bride to be
Please spend your time with me
We'll make a family

Ooh ooh...

Will you marry me?
and cherish me forever
like it's meant to be
as lover, wife and best friend

You're the one for me
we will live happily
so please accept my plea

and..
si-hing..
Ye he he he...ss...!!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but this is a song I prepared for someone else.
Just can't help but sing it.
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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
#13 · Quote Reply
dandelion wrote:

Is appreciate your effort . That’s very big of you.
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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
#14 · Quote Reply
Trying2KnowMyself [they/them/their/theirs/themself] wrote:
Yes! I thought you’d never ask!

Is that sadam Husain ?
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Trying2KnowMyself [they/them/their/theirs/themself] lemmy.ml Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-12-07
#15 · Quote Reply
Aeao wrote:
Is that sadam Husain ?

stalin-nyet No, it’s Joe.
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A🔻atar of 🔻engeance lemmy.ml tastemyglaive@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-05-10
#16 · Quote Reply

Not big on poly. Mormon-coded
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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
#17 · Quote Reply
daggermoon wrote:
Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?

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