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SpaceCowboy
lemmy.ca
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-17 |
Is that Lauren Chen, the Russian agent? |
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Hikermick
lemmy.world
Hikermick@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
TIL: NFT's are/were the modern equipment of beanie babies |
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UnderpantsWeevil
lemmy.world
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Terrible investment. That was probably like 2 months of his income.
Or it wasn't. Very possible he was simply gifted the NFT and lied about the price. A bunch of the early 20s NFT sales were wash sales |
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ɔiƚoxɘup
infosec.pub
Quexotic@infosec.pub Joined: 2023-08-23 |
Odd, I always thought they were a means to launder your money. |
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lemmydividebyzero
reddthat.com
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com Joined: 2024-08-28 |
But the Metaverse!!!! |
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F_State
midwest.social
F_State@midwest.social Joined: 2025-09-24 |
$155 looks a little high to be honest. The very idea of NFTs were wild. You don't own a physical image, you own something kind of like a copyright to an image but you don't in fact own the actual copyright. But it's gonna cost you alot of money and somehow make you even more money someday. |
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Test_Tickles
lemmy.world
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
TIL: NFT's are/were the modern equipment of beanie babies
Beanie babies were a thing, a real physical thing. You could hand one to a child and they could play with it for years, or you could use it as a weapon and knock one of your siblings unconscious. But it was a thing. Nfts are a digital link to something. They are not even the thing that they link to. |
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TastyWheat
lemmy.world
TastyWheat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Wouldn't even pay for his jaw repairs these days |
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ayyy
sh.itjust.works
ayyy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-20 |
Isn't it worth exactly what the highest bidder will pay? Where would the $155 number come from? Seems like an NFT famously owned by Logan Paul would sell for more than $155 anyway. Not saying he'd make a profit here...
No, literally nobody cares so nobody’s going to pay. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
the Pauls so thier grift was dying "targeting children for views" so they pivoted to maga. |
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merc
sh.itjust.works
merc@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-09 |
Or... He either didn't actually pay that money... Or the money went to someone or something he wanted to give 635,000 dollars to already, and writing it off on his taxes is an additional side benefit.
Or aliens descended from space and messed with everybody's minds so we all think that he's a real person. C'mon, stick to reality. |
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anonklay
lemmy.world
anonklay@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-16 |
The point here is say you are in business with X party but it's illegal. X party can buy an nft worth nothing or generate one. You buy the NFT for the amount of your bill with X party. You've now technically not paid them for whatever illegal thing, instead you bought an nft from them. You could also break this down into multiple NFTs, buying 100 $100 NFTs from various "owners" that don't link ...
Thank you! Now for the first time, i finally see the slightest sense in NFTs. I really didn't get it from the start. I heard various explanations and they never made any sense to me. Left me confused every time until now. Its just a mask for a deal in the background. Ok now i get it. |
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Valmond
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-13 |
It's like a tax on stupidity. |
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khánh
lemmy.zip
khanh@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-01-20 |
Can confirm, I took one look at NFTs back in 2021 and immediately said "that's fucking stupid." |
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Magnum, P.I.
infosec.pub
Magnum@infosec.pubJoined: 2025-12-31 |
No, literally nobody cares so nobody’s going to pay.
Believe me, there's a guy out there willing to pay $250 |
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Magnum, P.I.
infosec.pub
Magnum@infosec.pubJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Terrible investment. That was probably like 2 months of his income.
His annual income is estimated at around $20 Million, so it was probably less. Also you can write realized losses off of your taxes. |
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moobythegoldensock
infosec.pub
moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Thank you! Now for the first time, i finally see the slightest sense in NFTs. I really didn't get it from the start. I heard various explanations and they never made any sense to me. Left me confused every time until now. Its just a mask for a deal in the background. Ok now i get it.
Yep. My buddy once went to a farmer’s market where they weren’t allowed to sell beer, but they were allowed to give it away. So he did the oldest trick in the book: scooped up a bunch of rocks in a box, put up a sign that said “Rocks $5,” and “Free beer with purchase of rock.” NFTs are just the rock. |
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pinball_wizard
lemmy.zip
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-13 |
LMAO. No. |
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prime_number_314159
lemmy.world
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-19 |
If it was easy to buy, I would pay $5 for this thing, so I could tell the three people in my life that would be amused by my owning it. That's the floor on the market, for this particular one - so it still has a long way to fall. |
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lad
programming.dev
sukhmel@programming.dev Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Cash only exists for money laundering and illicit transfers and scamming
Also tax evasion |
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LH0ezVT
sh.itjust.works
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-23 |
$155 looks a little high to be honest. The very idea of NFTs were wild. You don't own a physical image, you own something kind of like a copyright to an image but you don't in fact own the actual copyright. But it's gonna cost you alot of money and somehow make you even more money someday.
You own a sign with a link to the image. |
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Jakeroxs
sh.itjust.works
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-03 |
I'm very sure it's the same kind of shit with the retro game ratings https://youtu.be/rvLFEh7V18A |
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uienia
lemmy.world
uienia@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-15 |
For Logan Paul, yes, he wanted it to go up. But if this painting was laundering at work, the important part is that the seller can point to this transaction as "real". The IRS or the FBI might be looking into his sudden gains of half a million dollars, but when they do, they find that he sold Logan Paul half a million dollars of art. The NFT part makes it incredibly easy to generate said art. B...
It is also important to mention that you don't actually own any art with NFTs. You own a link pointing to the art, but the art itself is not owned by the owner of the NFT. |
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Raiderkev
lemmy.world
Raiderkev@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
I used to think Bitcoin was a ponzi scheme. I still do, dut I used to, too |
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Wilco
lemmy.zip
Wilco@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-30 |
"Today it is worth $155." LMAO. No.
Yea ... I agree, it really REALLY isn't worth $155. |
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prenatal_confusion
feddit.org
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org Joined: 2024-09-04 |
Believe me, there's a guy out there willing to pay $250
Hurr-durrrr! (Said the guy) |
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zarkanian
sh.itjust.works
zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-01-11 |
You own a sign with a link to the image.
And there isn't even a guarantee that link will work in perpetuity. |
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Khanzarate
lemmy.world
Khanzarate@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
It is also important to mention that you don't actually own any art with NFTs. You own a link pointing to the art, but the art itself is not owned by the owner of the NFT.
I don't think that's actually all that important. It's fundamental to an understanding of NFTs, but not their role in any sort of money-laundering, since you can also just make NFTs using some AI-generated art or make 5000 NFT's from one low-effort art you do own. All money laundering needs is the non-fungible part, which is easy to do, just stamp the corner with a limited-edition numbering mark and the 500 fungible digital tokens of a single art become 500 nonfungible tokens. |
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MithranArkanere
lemmy.world
MithranArkanere@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-01 |
That scam exists because of all the deregulation. With proper regulation all the people pushing NFTs would have had to pay back all they stole. |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Or aliens descended from space and messed with everybody's minds so we all think that he's a real person. C'mon, stick to reality.
I guess it's possible... But I'd consider the fraudster who famously committed financial frauds, participating in more financial fraud, to be a much more probable scenario. |
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sveltecider
lemmy.ca
sveltecider@lemmy.caJoined: 2026-03-01 |
I somehow....didn't fall for these? |
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merc
sh.itjust.works
merc@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-09 |
I guess it's possible... But I'd consider the fraudster who famously committed financial frauds, participating in more financial fraud, to be a much more probable scenario.
Just accept the reality that dumb people make dumb "investments". |
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MyVeryRealName
lemmy.world
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-23 |
That scam exists because of all the deregulation. With proper regulation all the people pushing NFTs would have had to pay back all they stole.
Really? |
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mapache
programming.dev
mapache@programming.dev Joined: 2024-02-25 |
I bought for the first time a few NFTs this year. Basically that was the only way for me to buy FIFA WC26 tickets in the FIFA blockchain. |
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Heikki2
lemmy.world
Heikki2@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-02 |
Id probably have bought it as a sticker for 0.50 or a dollar when I was 10 |
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Jackhammer_Joe
lemmy.world
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-26 |
I bought for the first time a few NFTs this year. Basically that was the only way for me to buy FIFA WC26 tickets in the FIFA blockchain.
Humble brag. But I wouldn't support the |
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Jackhammer_Joe
lemmy.world
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-26 |
I somehow....didn't fall for these?
Who with a clear mind and IQ above 0 would fall for that? Seriously!? In Germany, we have a great saying for such stupid people: “As dumb as a five-meter (~5.5 yard) dirt road.” |
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RAFAELRAMIREZ
lemmy.world
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-03 |
Trends often look obvious in hindsight. What’s interesting is how every cycle teaches people something new about hype, risk, and timing. |
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eestileib
lemmy.blahaj.zone
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Who with a clear mind and IQ above 0 would fall for that? Seriously!? In Germany, we have a great saying for such stupid people: “As dumb as a five-meter (~5.5 yard) dirt road.”
"that's a driveway!" |
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Sunflier
lemmy.world
Sunflier@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-27 |
A fool and their money are soon parted. |
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Tattorack
lemmy.world
Tattorack@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-10-28 |
Get fucked. We had this ruining the art world right before AI started taking its shot. NFTs died miserably. Now it's AI's turn. |
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Tattorack
lemmy.world
Tattorack@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-10-28 |
Trends often look obvious in hindsight. What’s interesting is how every cycle teaches people something new about hype, risk, and timing.
But this looked obvious the moment it popped up. At no point did I ever think this was a good idea. |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Just accept the reality that dumb people make dumb "investments".
Sure, and accept that this guy has a few million dollars and can afford to pay for some "creative" accounting. |
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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In
lemmy.world
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
If it was easy to buy, I would pay $5 for this thing, so I could tell the three people in my life that would be amused by my owning it. That's the floor on the market, for this particular one - so it still has a long way to fall.
I'll make you one of these for $5. |
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Final Remix
lemmy.world
FinalRemix@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
It's like a tax on stupidity.
It's all just money laundering-plus-a-scam. |
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FlexibleToast
lemmy.world
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Like a lot of the art world, I'm pretty sure these were mainly used for money laundering. |
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BilSabab
lemmy.world
BilSabab@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
i fucking loved NFT startups in 2021. it was the definition of easy money. I had like 20 clients like that in 2021 alone and it was the shit. the funniest bit is that literally none of these companies or projects were around by the time 2023 started - all wiped out and most of these entrepreneur bros just moved on to do disposable AI startups instead with equally nothingburger results. what's baffling is that these motherfuckers still manage to raise investments for some bullshit pie in the sky but actual techies with ideas struggle to get a quarter worth of financing even though their ideas actually have legs |
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merc
sh.itjust.works
merc@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-09 |
Sure, and accept that this guy has a few million dollars and can afford to pay for some "creative" accounting.
Which still means he lost more than half a million dollars from a bad investment. |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Which still means he lost more than half a million dollars from a bad investment.
Clearly, you didn't bother to read the other comments in this very thread before you posted this. |
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merc
sh.itjust.works
merc@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-09 |
Clearly, you didn't bother to read the other comments in this very thread before you posted this.
Clearly, you have an agenda and simply think that someone as dumb as Logan Paul couldn't simply have made a dumb choice. You need to come up with some kind of conspiracy theory where he did it to benefit. |
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