If there's somethin' strange in your Galaxy
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
If there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)

I ain't afraid of no Borg
I ain't afraid of no Borg

If you're seein' things runnin' through their head
Who can you call? (Captn Janeway)
A wired man sleepin' in his alcove
Oh, who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)

I ain't afraid of no Borg
Uh, I ain't afraid of no Borg

Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
If you're all alone, pick up the combadge
And call (Captn Janeway)

I ain't afraid of no Borg
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
Hm, I ain't afraid of no Borg
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
Mm, if you've had a dose of a freaky Borg, baby
You'd better call (Captn Janeway)
Ow!

Lemme tell ya somethin'
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no Borg
Uh, I ain't afraid of no Borg

Don't get caught alone, oh, no (Captn Janeway)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just a-want some more
I think you'd better call (Captn Janeway)
Ow!

Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
I think you'd better call (Captn Janeway)
Haha, who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
I can't hear you
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
Louder (Captn Janeway)
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
Who can you call? (Captn Janeway)
Who you gon' call? (Captn Janeway)
Hahaha, uh, it likes the girls too (Captn Janeway)

She ain’t having sex with no ghosts (love ya, Bev)

a whole Beverly/Ghostbusters crossover should be done for sure

She'll be asking Stantz about that ghost blowy he got...

It 100% would be pornographic whether thats the intent or not.

But what about the Chimerian Borg?