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Texas Megachurch Pastor John Hagee Is Selling Trump’s Iran Conflict As God’s Plan
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ThefuzzyFurryComrade pawb.social ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social
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RoidingOldMan lemmy.world RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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W Bush mentioned the last war in similar ways too.

I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did.

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LifeInMultipleChoice lemmy.world LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
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I had a talk with God last night, he told me every church that accepts donations or makes money should be burned to the ground and those who preach there are all heretics

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Hermit_Lailoken lemmy.world Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-11
#4 · Quote Reply

These people need to be in mental hospitals or prison.

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Jhex lemmy.world Jhex@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-28
#5 · Quote Reply

A bullshitter peddling bullshit? what's going on with the world?!

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Rhynoplaz Moderator Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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A bullshitter peddling bullshit? what's going on with the world?!

Same as it ever was.

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OldGrayDog lemmy.world OldGrayDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
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I had a talk with God last night, he told me every church that accepts donations or makes money should be burned to the ground and those who preach there are all heretics

They've told me that more than once.

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lividweasel lemmy.world lividweasel@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-05
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W Bush mentioned the last war in similar ways too. I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did.

I'm driven with a mission from God

😎😎

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jack_of_sandwich lemmy.sdf.org jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-12
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You know. It's starting to occur to me that God might be a dick.

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Redacted lemmy.zip Redacted@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-14
#10 · Quote Reply

Whyd they use the lethal company logo/font like that

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BassTurd lemmy.world BassTurd@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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If I didn't already have my own eyes, ears, and consciousness, this would have been enough to tell me how fucked this situation is.

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October lemmy.world edgemaster72@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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W Bush mentioned the last war in similar ways too. I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did.

Obviously God was being literal W, you were supposed to go there and do it in person, now it doesn't count

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FuglyDuck lemmy.world FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
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Same as it ever was.

I think they might have changed the flavor’s formulation a bit.

Imagine getting trolled by MGT… and normal people siding with MGT….

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