I wonder how things would be if French painter James Tissot had not driven Adam and Eve from Paradise.

This website is horrid. Pretty sure I got a disease just visiting.

I mean... he did tell them not to eat the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Gouache and Oil.

I could swear that they were driven out by someone else...

"Ugh, it's too early in the morning for this crap."

Oh my god the design is so old! Incredible, like a blast from the past.

It almost looks like an old Angelfire site.

I actually got to watch the image load sequentially from top to bottom on my phone!

it's an absolute blast from the past. there should be Internet archeology, which finds websites that haven't updated their design in decades.