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The perception of the passage of time can be very different depending on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Quilotoa lemmy.ca Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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breadsmasher lemmy.world breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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aka time is relative

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Chezus9247 lemmy.world Chezus9247@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-23
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Good thing I'm in your bathroom.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
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Just ask my cat.

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Alvaro lemmy.blahaj.zone Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-24
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aka time is relative

I always travel at speeds close to the speed of light while I poop

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morto piefed.social morto@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-03
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Especially in houses with big families and just one bathroom...

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Dr. Wesker lemmy.sdf.org wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Or which side of the glory hole you're on.

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MagicShel lemmy.zip MagicShel@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-10-14
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Or which side of the glory hole you're on.

Story time?

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lonefighter sh.itjust.works lonefighter@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-03-12
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Especially in houses with big families and just one bathroom...

You just brought back so many miserable memories

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
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Good morning! Oh shit its already 5pm! I swear, I only looked at my phone for 5 minutes!

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Deconceptualist leminal.space Deconceptualist@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-06-29
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Can it cancel out if your bathroom is in an accelerating reference frame?

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𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸 lemmy.world SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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aka time is relative

Is it cousin or uncle?

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bryndos fedia.io bryndos@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-07-28
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time speeds up for you the greater your mass.

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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Time flies when you're having fun!

Oh you mean pooping...

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Story time?

GLORY.

Glory

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jafra slrpnk.net jafra@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-08-17
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time speeds up for you the greater your mass.

The expulsion of body mass may effect spacetime in an as of yet not thoroughly enough researched phenomenon.

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