Except that way fewer people enjoy having them licked.

I see you haven't met lizard people yet.

Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

There we go. We're back on track.

Well, that enough internet this morning. Thanks for inspiring me to get my day started.

If your iris is secreting milk, or a milk like liquid, you should probably go to the doctor.

It's an ancient 4chan staple from waaay back when it was actually worth going there.

My irises have leaked as much milk as my nipples so that checks out.

Aslan over here reciting the deep magic.

More like areola. The nipple is missing.

it's called oculolinctus and it leads to funky stuff.

My bad. I meant the cornea

Fair. I meant it relatively.

I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

Wasn't there a scene in Aeon Flux similar to this?

There's the fly scene in the opener

Is that... John K Peta?

There's the "alien" that wants to swap eyes with Aeon but she's not into it, and Trevor later does.

Edit: Season 3 Episode 10, "End Sinister"

The nipple is the aperture of the breast

sigh Please get off Lemmy, grandpa.

What if my nipples are absorbing light?

Hard disagree, the nipple would be the cornea.

Not saying that is free. You're allowed to just not say it, any time you want

So in that sense the pupil is thr nipple of the eye, because that is the aperture. Perfect logic.

An eyereola?

Your absolutely right!

Many moons ago, I've read a translation of a Japanese short story, which stipulated that a pastime among Japanese youth is having one person repeatedly lick an eyeball of another, whereupon the recipient begins experiencing special effects, iirc described as seeing diamonds in the sky.

As an aficionado of various psychologically surreal shit, I'd be glad to find this story again, but the chances are slim. It might've been written by Kobo Abe, as I discovered his work at about the same time and space, but I have doubts about that.

Most nipples do absorb some light

It took me awhile, but what I was thinking of was from season 2 episode 1, "gravity" and really isn't related here except for the tongue 🫣 I guess it has been too long... Thanks for dragging me into some memories ❤️

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