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‘DROPPING DEAD’ [OC] (Another misadventure of ‘Forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)
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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Joseph Erkhoff and his roommate, Rudy, are walking on campus. Joseph: DID YOU KNOW THAT FEMALE DRAGONFLIES SOMETIMES DROP OUT OF THE SKY AND PRETEND TO BE DEAD TO AVOID ADVANCES FROM UNWANTED MALES? Rudy: THAT’S WILD. Joseph looks over his shoulder and sees Tania, about to pass by on her scooter. Joseph: I RECENTLY DISCOVERED SOMETHING. WATCH. Joseph waves at Tania. Joseph: HEY TANIA, REMEMBER ME? FROM BIOLOGY CLASS? Tania swerves, hits a planter with her scooter, tumbles through the air yelling “NO, SORRY! JUST DIED!” and lands in some low shrubbery. Joseph and Rudy are standing next to Tania’s motionless body. Rudy: SHOULD WE CALL AN AMBULANCE? Joseph: YOU HAVEN’T BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD I’VE SAID, HAVE YOU?
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FelixCress lemmy.world FelixCress@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-05
#2 · Quote Reply

Did you know that female mantis eat males?
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Im_old lemmy.world Im_old@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#3 · Quote Reply
FelixCress wrote:
Did you know that female mantis eat males?

Male mantis literally give them head
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FelixCress lemmy.world FelixCress@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-05
#4 · Quote Reply
Im_old wrote:
Male mantis literally give them head

No tongue though.
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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
#5 · Quote Reply
FelixCress wrote:
Did you know that female mantis eat males?

That’s for future comic. ☝️🤓
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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
#6 · Quote Reply

Hey if you'd rather die than talk to me, that's fine, but at least make it look cool.
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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#7 · Quote Reply

Shoe came off. She real dead. Method acting at its finest.
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