I can't wait til Amazon figures out how to beam ads directly to my optic nerve using this

Why is Homer Simpson the test subject?

Hand to God thought this was an early makeup test for the Borg.

Looked like the hologram doctor from Voyager.

Ear me out:
Made by apple with google ads hosted on amazon servers

I'm pretty sure I killed that guy in RE Requium

"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

Reply from CPU: "Okay, playing YouTube video '12 hours of sexy Flanders' and disabling all other commands. Re-enabling in 12 hours. Enjoy!"

I am Nopeutis of Out.

It makes sense if you think about it. An artificial eye could be mounted anywhere in theory. But your brain expects images to be captured from that point of view and it’s going to be the best spot to place the camera to make the feed comaptible.

It also makes sense that this kind of tech would begin with a single video feed. They’ll figure out stereoscopic vision later. So, just the one eye…

The look makes perfect sense…. And just happens to resemble a borg getup!

"We are the Grok. All of your deep fakes will be assimilated. Resistance is woke."

Anyone else find it disturbing thst it looks like the eye is sewn shut

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH!

I always knew that the borg were Australians.

(I joke, Australians are lovely people)

I've played around with moving perspectives. Your brain adapts remarkably quickly to it, in general. It trips up at some bits for a lot longer however.

A few years back, I built a rig to view yourself in the 3rd person (view from above and behind your head). It was good fun. I could adapt to the change in about 5-10 seconds, once I was used to it. Forward collision detection was completely screwed. My brain would default to "normal" without conscious overriding.

I agree there is probably adaptability here. If I were at the cutting edge of innovating on this, though, I would want to eliminate that variable if I could. Plus, in the long run, the camera will still need to be at eye level, because the world
is designed for ordinary people whose eyes are there. Even if you could adjust to having your eyes on your belt buckle, you still wouldn’t be able to walk up to a workstation, sit down, and get your job done.

I’d take that any day over made by google with amazon ads hosted on apple servers

It is very beneficial that the camera points in the direction your head is facing, though. And the easiest way to achieve that is to just mount it on the head.

Fully agreed. It's worth noting that mounting it to the side would likely also work fine. Particularly if the person is already blind. That way it doesn't disrupt the view of facial expressions.

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated

Can't I just be blind instead?

Like seeing nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH

Mounting it further out to the side would add bulk, though. Also, that looks pretty heavy, so moving it out would mean the user would have to strain more to keep their head plumb. Mounting it on the forehead is an option, but then it would need a lot of rework to add a second eye, and there's no path towards being able to wear a hat or helmet.

IT DISGUSTED ME.

Maybe we... Don't? Do this one? Ever?

Because blind people should remain blind because of some scifi you've watched?

Why live for yourself when you can die for the emperor?

Shhhh that's punk cyberpunk

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

What's god gonna do with that hand

Well Google sometimes does a good job coding, letting Amazon do the ads and host them on an Apple server sounds like a great way for them to not work.

I 100% unironically want a Ghost in the Shell type robot body.

Also: "I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation but I think it'd be worth it."

Hell yeah. Fuck AI, I don’t want to be replaced by a robot, I want to replace the robots with me. Transhumanism or bust.

I have not thought of that stupid fucking movie in years. I know what I’m watching tonight.

I literally just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9zgqfBzFo so I thought the same

That's a 40k reference

I am aware. I don't want a 40k robot body tho. I'd just be turned into some kind of tank and forced to murder orks and heretics.

Woops, end of support.

OK, so I read the 40K wiki on Noctis expecting something that would make a techpriest abandon their tech. Did I miss anything? The whole "dragon" thing seems to be rather thinly fleshed out

I hope you enjoy the neural degradation that comes from having your brain in a box!

I can get tune ups to prevent/reverse it. Can't do that with meat if I start getting dementia 🤷‍♂️

I had head of this before but just for the record...

Jesus H Fucking Mary H Fucking Jesus H Mother Fucked Fucking Christ On A Stick Fucking Fucking Fucking Fuck. For Fucks Sake.

that construction looks ass, i hope they chsnge it for this man. the moment it starts raining he is blind again 😭

What are you talking about, this is PEAK, looks like every cyborg from any sci-fi ever.
We are definitely going for the 40K timeline though

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thinly fleshed

heh

Star dragons, or whatever they're called, are... uh... mildly bad. Also important to the pre-human lore iirc

They turn it on, the man can see again!

There's a "Tesla" watermark over everything. He screams