Touché. Excellent analogy, actually

My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.

two second rule

How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.

Ew

I don't think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.

It's almost not touching the dog turd beside it

lol. Brain's like, "Oh, here we go, another incel posting... Heh... Hehehehehehe."

Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

All around good strat. Will corndog again.

For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it

I'm saying, at the very least, it's a cheap laugh

I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.

Critical.

Every dog has its day.

How hungry are you really if you won't even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?

Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.

Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.

I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.

You know what? Uncorns your dog

Got you going there for a minute didn't it?

would you even want someone for whom it fails? it's a good filter in that way

At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth

Look, I'm not saying I have done that. But I'm not saying I haven't either...

I'm trying to share it with the world

You had us the first half ngl

Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle

https://scrandle.com/

Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.

For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.

Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.

You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.

Her: "Ew, that hot dog is broken and smells weird."

Me: "Damn right. Bon appétit!"

Yum!

oops

I think she's vegetarian

Except with a sabre.

This image is over a decade old. It's time to let it rest

In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.

She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.

The ants are just extra protein.

I appreciate all tube shape meat. Bring me your tube steaks, your sausages, your kolbassa and your pepperoni sticks.

Oh you mean it's from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?

The hummus?

Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.