Why not eat them after fucking :3

thats unethical

we are not barbarians here

What's honey classified as? I think it would fall under that category.

I use the term "animal byproduct" with a great deal of reluctance here

Vegan is about consent. If you consent to your sperm being eaten or breast milk being drunk, it’s all vegan.

Honey is actually a debated topic among vegans. I think most consider it non vegan tho cuz you're taking their food stores.

Don't cows only produce milk after giving birth, which is why they are inseminated to keep them in a perpetual pregnant then milk producing cycle?
Not sure i would classify that as consenting

You must choose between fucking plants, and fucking animals. Choose.

No I know, I wasn't assuming that semen would be vegan either.

Cows can produce milk indefinitely if they're continuously milked, but the yield goes down and it's bad for their health. Most farmers allow the udder to rest a couple of months a year to maximise profits, which necessities impregnation.