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Daisy the Dragoness pawb.social DarrenTheFoxcoon@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Digital art of 3 Anthro versions of animal-shaped cookies covered in candy-coloured frosting and round sprinkles -- a pink elephant, a white llama, and a pink horse.  All 3 are looking at the viewer, posing cutely.  The horse has a tiny nibble on their butt.

https://bsky.app/profile/fivel.bsky.social/post/3mfplw2k4ps2h


Photo of Keebler-brand Frosted Animal Crackers/Cookies

(Pretty sure Fivel's talking about these things. I am unfamiliar with American cuisine, and my only memories of the 90s that remain are of video games)

https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=frosted+"animal+crackers"

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OwOarchist pawb.social OwOarchist@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-02-13
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The one that already has a bite taken out of her ass...

How does that make it hotter?

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Daisy the Dragoness Moderator DarrenTheFoxcoon@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-19
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The one that already has a bite taken out of her ass... How does that make it hotter?

Vore probably

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Why do they call them crackers when they are obviously cookies?

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Daisy the Dragoness Moderator DarrenTheFoxcoon@pawb.social
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Why do they call them crackers when they are obviously cookies?

Cuz they're made from White flour

Nah, probably because "Animal Crackers" was the original brand name for animal-shaped carbohydrate snacks, and the name stuck.

I deadass don't remember if Animal Crackers were originally actual crackers or just extremely plain cookies. Perhaps both. Quantum superposition of snacks. Crookiers.

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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Cuz they're made from White flour Nah, probably because "Animal Crackers" was the original brand name for animal-shaped carbohydrate snacks, and the name stuck. I deadass don't remember if Animal Crackers were originally actual crackers or just extremely plain cookies. Perhaps both. Quantum superposition of snacks. Crookiers.

And this is even more confusing because now the cookie crackers have cake.

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