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shittydwarf sh.itjust.works shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
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usernamefactory lemmy.ca usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
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Quark went ahead and filed that complaint about his anti-Ferengi remarks just before Voyager went MIA. Janeway takes bigotry very seriously.

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Brkdncr lemmy.world Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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If you promote him then he’s just going to take the title and leave for more money.

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DrSleepless lemmy.world DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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Sometimes you have an employee that is so good at their job you never want to replace them

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Maki lemmy.blahaj.zone randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.

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chellewalker lemmy.ca chellewalker@lemmy.ca
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He had more romantic chemistry with Seven than Janeway was willing to tolerate.

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org mech@feddit.org
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He wasn't very good at licking.

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SincerityIsCool lemmy.ca SincerityIsCool@lemmy.ca
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He didn't commit enough war crimes (lacks leadership mindset)

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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Quark went ahead and filed that complaint about his anti-Ferengi remarks just before Voyager went MIA. Janeway takes bigotry very seriously.

Funny cos I had a theory that Janeway was actually a bit MAGA and thought he was Mexican.

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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He had more romantic chemistry with Seven than Janeway was willing to tolerate.

"You fucked my pet Borg you little shit"

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
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Simply not enough pips on board the ship.

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mannycalavera feddit.uk mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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He didn't realise that he could just ask. And being a good boy he didn't want to appear pushy.

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usernamefactory lemmy.ca usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
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Funny cos I had a theory that Janeway was actually a bit MAGA and thought he was Mexican.

She can tolerate anything except bigots and Mexicans.

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MadMadBunny lemmy.ca MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

Janeway simply forgot to.

Oh wait, you said wrong answers…

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TomMasz piefed.social TomMasz@piefed.social
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His first name isn't really Harry, it's Hitler. Once Starfleet learned the truth, it realized it could never promote him for fear the secret would come out.

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PlasticExistence lemmy.world PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

The unions in Star Fleet are actually controlled by the Dominion, and as such they are ineffectual by design. Harry doesn’t know this, of course

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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Simply not enough pips on board the ship.

She likes to save those replicator rations for important things. Like coffee.

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Englishgrinn lemmy.ca Englishgrinn@lemmy.ca
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No one under him is qualified for bridge crew. Every single person not named in the credits on Voyager is completely incompetent. Promote Kim and you have to promote crewman Bushnell who thinks Warp drive opens a portal to hell everytime, smells awful and calls all women "females".

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call_me_xale lemmy.zip call_me_xale@lemmy.zip
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The unions in Star Fleet are actually controlled by the Dominion, and as such they are ineffectual by design. Harry doesn’t know this, of course

Hey, OP said "wrong answers"

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webghost0101 sopuli.xyz webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

He was bad at his job and did nothing to deserve an extra pip.

/s because my conscious can’t handle stating this otherwise.

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.

Its the Star Trek we need.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

DEI was banned so only white dudes, and people who banged the captain, got promoted.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#24 · Quote Reply

They needed to keep at least ONE ensign around, and all the others got promoted or died.

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PlasticExistence lemmy.world PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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Hey, OP said "wrong answers"

We all know it’s actually the Tal Shiar

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HelluvaKick lemmy.world HelluvaKick@lemmy.world
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No virgin lieutenants allowed in Starfleet

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Genesis Climber MOSBURGER lemmy.ca GenesisClimber@lemmy.ca
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#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

Because he didn't go Transwarp, turn into a space salamander and have squigglings with the Captain?

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
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He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.

More likely he's one of those temporal cops. He brainwashed Janeway to downplay the causality problems from the final season because he couldn't let her say what really happened.

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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We all know it’s actually the Tal Shiar

Is that Peter Theil's drag name?

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YaksPT sh.itjust.works YaksDC@sh.itjust.works
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#30 · Quote Reply

There was one time before they even got into the Delta quadrant that Kim took the last pot of coffee and didn't make more.

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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
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#31 · Quote Reply

Garrett Wang repeatedly turned down Rick Berman's sexual advances

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MalikMuaddibSoong startrek.website MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website
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At the bar celebrating his new commission aboard Voyager he met an ensign named Mariner.

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helpImTrappedOnline lemmy.world helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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Tom told Janeway it'd be funny if the EMH out ranked him while giving her a fresh pot of coffee.

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PodPerson lemmy.zip PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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#34 · Quote Reply

Shortly after he was hired , he said he had always looked up to Captain Picard. That never sat right with her.

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Sailor Anarres lemmy.dbzer0.com theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#35 · Quote Reply

Because of legal complications of being from a duplicate voyager post "Deadlock" he couldn't be promoted further than ensign.

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#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

DEI was banned so only white dudes, and people who banged the captain, got promoted.

Putting Tuvok's promotion in a whole new light

Janeway smiles admirably at Tuvok while applying an additional pip to his collar, Star Trek: Voyager S4E5 "Revulsion"

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CCMan1701A startrek.website CCMan1701A@startrek.website
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#37 · Quote Reply

The promotion pip was continuously traded for coffee rations

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kieron115 startrek.website kieron115@startrek.website
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No one under him is qualified for bridge crew. Every single person not named in the credits on Voyager is completely incompetent. Promote Kim and you have to promote crewman Bushnell who thinks Warp drive opens a portal to hell everytime, smells awful and calls all women "females".

He must have learned warp theory from lt. broccoli

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kieron115 startrek.website kieron115@startrek.website
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#39 · Quote Reply

Janeway actually did try to promote him, but he overslept and missed the promotion ceremony.

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Pips can't be replicated and Voyager only had a limited supply of spares. Janeway set aside the only spare pip for the bridge crew for Tuvok's eventual promotion.

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quediuspayu lemmy.dbzer0.com quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#41 · Quote Reply

Ships need ensigns to run, at least one. He was the One.

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essell lemmy.world essell@lemmy.world
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Because he was an experimental ensign.

Starfleet had deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke.

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#43 · Quote Reply

He was promoted but Tom always hid the pins. Harry was commander in season four but nobody knew.

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kieron115 startrek.website kieron115@startrek.website
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Because he was an experimental ensign. Starfleet had deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke.

Does that make Boimler the control ensign?

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ProgrammingSocks pawb.social ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social
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#45 · Quote Reply

He put cream into the Captain's coffee once and she never forgave him.

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jobbies lemmy.zip jobbies@lemmy.zip
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#46 · Quote Reply

He put cream into the Captain's coffee once and she never forgave him.

COFFEE. BLACK.

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Infynis midwest.social Infynis@midwest.social
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#47 · Quote Reply

Every time you die, or are replaced by something like an alternate universe duplicate, your seniority resets

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