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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
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shittydwarf
sh.itjust.works
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-05-05 |
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usernamefactory
lemmy.ca
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Quark went ahead and filed that complaint about his anti-Ferengi remarks just before Voyager went MIA. Janeway takes bigotry very seriously. |
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Brkdncr
lemmy.world
Brkdncr@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-21 |
If you promote him then he’s just going to take the title and leave for more money. |
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DrSleepless
lemmy.world
DrSleepless@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
Sometimes you have an employee that is so good at their job you never want to replace them |
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Maki
lemmy.blahaj.zone
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-03-04 |
He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al. |
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chellewalker
lemmy.ca
chellewalker@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-20 |
He had more romantic chemistry with Seven than Janeway was willing to tolerate. |
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Pommes_für_dein_Balg
feddit.org
mech@feddit.org Joined: 2025-10-06 |
He wasn't very good at licking. |
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SincerityIsCool
lemmy.ca
SincerityIsCool@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-04-29 |
He didn't commit enough war crimes (lacks leadership mindset) |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
Quark went ahead and filed that complaint about his anti-Ferengi remarks just before Voyager went MIA. Janeway takes bigotry very seriously.
Funny cos I had a theory that Janeway was actually a bit MAGA and thought he was Mexican. |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
He had more romantic chemistry with Seven than Janeway was willing to tolerate.
"You fucked my pet Borg you little shit" |
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hansolo
lemmy.today
hansolo@lemmy.todayJoined: 2025-06-07 |
Simply not enough pips on board the ship. |
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mannycalavera
feddit.uk
mannycalavera@feddit.ukJoined: 2023-07-02 |
He didn't realise that he could just ask. And being a good boy he didn't want to appear pushy. |
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usernamefactory
lemmy.ca
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Funny cos I had a theory that Janeway was actually a bit MAGA and thought he was Mexican.
She can tolerate anything except bigots and Mexicans. |
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MadMadBunny
lemmy.ca
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Janeway simply forgot to. Oh wait, you said wrong answers… |
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TomMasz
piefed.social
TomMasz@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-07 |
His first name isn't really Harry, it's Hitler. Once Starfleet learned the truth, it realized it could never promote him for fear the secret would come out. |
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PlasticExistence
lemmy.world
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
The unions in Star Fleet are actually controlled by the Dominion, and as such they are ineffectual by design. Harry doesn’t know this, of course |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
Simply not enough pips on board the ship.
She likes to save those replicator rations for important things. Like coffee. |
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Englishgrinn
lemmy.ca
Englishgrinn@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-15 |
No one under him is qualified for bridge crew. Every single person not named in the credits on Voyager is completely incompetent. Promote Kim and you have to promote crewman Bushnell who thinks Warp drive opens a portal to hell everytime, smells awful and calls all women "females". |
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call_me_xale
lemmy.zip
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-07-23 |
The unions in Star Fleet are actually controlled by the Dominion, and as such they are ineffectual by design. Harry doesn’t know this, of course
Hey, OP said "wrong answers" |
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webghost0101
sopuli.xyz
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-07-20 |
He was bad at his job and did nothing to deserve an extra pip. /s because my conscious can’t handle stating this otherwise. |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.
Its the Star Trek we need.
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
DEI was banned so only white dudes, and people who banged the captain, got promoted. |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
They needed to keep at least ONE ensign around, and all the others got promoted or died. |
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PlasticExistence
lemmy.world
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Hey, OP said "wrong answers"
We all know it’s actually the Tal Shiar |
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HelluvaKick
lemmy.world
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
No virgin lieutenants allowed in Starfleet |
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Genesis Climber MOSBURGER
lemmy.ca
GenesisClimber@lemmy.caJoined: 2025-03-07 |
Because he didn't go Transwarp, turn into a space salamander and have squigglings with the Captain? |
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BillyClark
piefed.social
BillyClark@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-21 |
He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.
More likely he's one of those temporal cops. He brainwashed Janeway to downplay the causality problems from the final season because he couldn't let her say what really happened. |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
We all know it’s actually the Tal Shiar
Is that Peter Theil's drag name? |
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YaksPT
sh.itjust.works
YaksDC@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-18 |
There was one time before they even got into the Delta quadrant that Kim took the last pot of coffee and didn't make more. |
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SatyrSack
quokk.au
SatyrSack@quokk.auJoined: 2025-08-25 |
Garrett Wang repeatedly turned down Rick Berman's sexual advances |
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MalikMuaddibSoong
startrek.website
MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website Joined: 2025-01-09 |
At the bar celebrating his new commission aboard Voyager he met an ensign named Mariner. |
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helpImTrappedOnline
lemmy.world
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-09 |
Tom told Janeway it'd be funny if the EMH out ranked him while giving her a fresh pot of coffee. |
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PodPerson
lemmy.zip
PodPerson@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Shortly after he was hired , he said he had always looked up to Captain Picard. That never sat right with her. |
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Sailor Anarres
lemmy.dbzer0.com
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-08-22 |
Because of legal complications of being from a duplicate voyager post "Deadlock" he couldn't be promoted further than ensign. |
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SatyrSack
quokk.au
SatyrSack@quokk.auJoined: 2025-08-25 |
DEI was banned so only white dudes, and people who banged the captain, got promoted.
Putting Tuvok's promotion in a whole new light
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CCMan1701A
startrek.website
CCMan1701A@startrek.website Joined: 2023-09-28 |
The promotion pip was continuously traded for coffee rations |
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kieron115
startrek.website
kieron115@startrek.website Joined: 2024-02-14 |
No one under him is qualified for bridge crew. Every single person not named in the credits on Voyager is completely incompetent. Promote Kim and you have to promote crewman Bushnell who thinks Warp drive opens a portal to hell everytime, smells awful and calls all women "females".
He must have learned warp theory from lt. broccoli |
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kieron115
startrek.website
kieron115@startrek.website Joined: 2024-02-14 |
Janeway actually did try to promote him, but he overslept and missed the promotion ceremony. |
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Australis13
fedia.io
Australis13@fedia.io Joined: 2023-06-19 |
Pips can't be replicated and Voyager only had a limited supply of spares. Janeway set aside the only spare pip for the bridge crew for Tuvok's eventual promotion. |
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quediuspayu
lemmy.dbzer0.com
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-02-06 |
Ships need ensigns to run, at least one. He was the One. |
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essell
lemmy.world
essell@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-28 |
Because he was an experimental ensign. Starfleet had deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke. |
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Ophioparma
feddit.org
Ophioparma@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-24 |
He was promoted but Tom always hid the pins. Harry was commander in season four but nobody knew. |
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kieron115
startrek.website
kieron115@startrek.website Joined: 2024-02-14 |
Because he was an experimental ensign. Starfleet had deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke.
Does that make Boimler the control ensign? |
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ProgrammingSocks
pawb.social
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social Joined: 2023-06-18 |
He put cream into the Captain's coffee once and she never forgave him. |
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jobbies
lemmy.zip
jobbies@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-21 |
He put cream into the Captain's coffee once and she never forgave him.
COFFEE. BLACK. |
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Infynis
midwest.social
Infynis@midwest.socialJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Every time you die, or are replaced by something like an alternate universe duplicate, your seniority resets |
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