Can someone translate that for me?

Judges used advanced technology to uncover tampering with camels

Sure.

Kamelschönheitswettbewerb versinkt in Chaos, nachdem 20 Teilnehmer wegen Höckervergrößerungsinjektionen disqualifiziert werden

wanted to cross post this to !nottheonion@lemmy.world but since they don't like screenshots i looked up the the source: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/camel-pageant-scandal-oman-hump-injectables-b2932979.html let me put it here in case somebody wants it

Apparently camel pageants find camel humps more pleasing when they're plump.

No honesty in this world.

I gotcha covered.

Das Kamelpageant was gekhaoshurlt mit 20 stabbenplumpen humpercheaters en fucktoff told.

ELI5:

In a 'beauty' pageant with camels as the contestants, officials discovered 20 entrants had injected their camels in the hump with a substance that would make the hump look plumper and better-shaped, with the intent to score higher in the competition. This is against the rules, so those people were disqualified for cheating.

This is unexpected because although many types of banned performance enhancement are common in human beauty and sports competitions, you might never anticipate it would happen in animal competitions, nor imagine the 'ideal' shape of a camel's hump could be such an intense aspect of competition that you'd even want to try.

Can we at least save this till Wednesday?

missed opportunity