Okay but this is not food porn, its food horror

Those ingredients CAN go well together, but NOT in that configuration.

One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.

Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.

Swap the beans for corned beef and I'm in.

BEANS!

Hahahahaja

Is it shitty foodporn or shittyfood porn. Because this one is definitely the latter.

Apparently the place can be used for both

This community is for shitty pictures of food and pictures of shitty food.

But I'll maintain my point, this is food horror.

Stop kinkshaming.

Most appealing br*tish foods

** S L O W ** ** C L A P **

There's always a relevant xkcd.

Not even any apparent signs of seasoning (salt & black pepper), shitty food porn indeed.

Also, British indeed.

Pineapple lovers and pineapple haters. We must put aside our differences in the face of this new horrific abomination.

There's always a "There's always a relevant xkcd" comment after the always relevant xkcd.

The beans and egg must never touch. Clearly the efforts of a fifth columnist trying to destabilise ‘er maj’s empire.

Oh this hurt my heart. And colon.

would would would would would (i skipped a meal)

There isn't a "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment after the relevant xkcd, same as there isn't always a "There’s always a \“There’s always a relevant xkcd\” comment after the always relevant xkcd." comment after every "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment.

Chicago style

https://xkcd.com/244/

Welp, I guess there will always be a relevant XKCD.

this is how you embed

Thanks; fixed. Didn't realize there was a style guide.

bruh

[![Tabletop Roleplaying](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tabletop_roleplaying.png "I may have also tossed one of a pair of teleportation rings into the ocean, with interesting results.")](https://xkcd.com/244/)

Beanie weenies

Half of British culinary history

WW2 hasn't obviously ended yet...