For a lot of animals you have to ask permission from the animal.

As long as they aren’t outwardly aggressive, let them sniff the back of your hand, and then they’ll let you know if they want pets.

Consent is important

I remember going to some dudes house to buy weed and his dog was there, so I just started patting and rubbing his face like I would any lil dog, apparently he hated everyone that came over and would try and snap at people, I was the only one he liked. Always got a nice packed bag when I went there.

And for some animals, asking for permission is already an intrusion they don't appreciate. Be calm, interesting and relaxed and they might come to you.

Now that I think about it, this should work for IT professionals as well.

Sometimes it takes time, my neighbor's cat was like that, just looking in his direction would put him on guard, now he stays the night at my place sometimes since my dog and him get along and sit together.

Am IT professional, can confirm this works.

Am as well. I'd be instantly attracted, but still shy. But with some IT snacks (coffee), someone could gain enough trust to talk to me.

Except about printers. That's a no go in a non romantic relationship.

Depends, 2d or 3d printers? I hate 2d printers, but I could talk for hours about 3d printers!

I can't, because then I would have to reveal how many I had and how much I love them.

Uh, I mean ... what is 3d printing, precious?

I meant the dark cult of the HP. We don't talk about those to non introduced. We don't want to talk about them at all. We hate them!

I had a weed dealer with a big Rottweiler, and lots of people were afraid of him. The first time I went over, I called Max over, and gave him a deep tissue back massage.

After that, every time I visited, he'd back up between my legs, and glance over his shoulder at me, to let me know he was ready. We were best buds.