Good for the bear! I would hate to lose my penis.

Let it hang, Switzerland.

It's good to see Switzerland upholding the right to bear penis.

I'd start a petition to have the penis drawn bigger.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the U.S. city of New Bern has removed the penis from its coat of arms.

Wait, they kept the coat of arms this entire time?

That's just how they look there

They didn't have furry artists back then

With that shape and color, It looks like a bear claw is stuck in his penis. No wonder he's making that face.

Well, technically they fixed it

fun fact: the doblerone logo contains a hidden bear in reference to the city of bern

So progressive of New Bern, a transgender bear as a mascot.

Fucking fascistss

Toblerone has also hidden much of the chocolate that used to come in the bars.

What? They made it worse.

"Fix" is a euphemism for "neuter."

Where penis?

If that's true, who gave the bear an ahegao face?

Who is to say the original isn't a futanari?

Haz no tiddies

As a symbol of progress

Did some prude have a hard on in removing it? Not going soft on the bear penis issue, the population erected a defense.

Boo to this new bern and their bear penis denial! Where the fuck is New Bern though? Got to be connecticut or some shit am I right?

Drawn dick and balls were a good luck sign in ancient days.

I'd like to see you eat a bunch of fly agaric and draw a better one.

North Carolina. Was the capitol once. Where Pepsi was invented.

Never noticed it until you pointed it out ...

Somehow the bear's eyerolling expression of despair looks more pronounced now.

Now I understand why there is a claw on its crotch. It's not a claw.

Oh man - if I start spreading this around town it could be a good way to get them to put the penis back on.

Frankly, I am quite disappointed at what I was expecting to be a much more prominent phalus

It used to, they had to stop using the Matterhorn in their logo because they left Switzerland

Does the hidden bear still have it's penis?

Weird that their official website still features it:
https://tobleronechocolate.com/

God, Americans are such sad people.

Yeah yeah, not all of them, but prettyuch all of those with money or power

The bear has always been depicted on official documents with a red phallus. In view of this tradition, the cantonal government believed that it was reasonable to continue to depict the bear in this way. Nor did it wish to conduct an online survey on the bear’s future appearance. In its view, such a survey would not be representative and would have little informative value.

Normally I'm pro-democracy but they make some good points here

This was officially brought into Parlament as a 'question'. Answering it without any aditional actions, is exactly how this is supposed to be handled.

Romans used to draw a cock and balls over their doorways for good luck.

I don't see much official about that website. This one seems a bit more legit if you ask me: https://www.mondelezinternational.com/our-brands/toblerone/

But also feel free to look up their logo change, many websites reported on it.

Don’t sell us short. We also have the worlds largest Harris Teeters as well as the Guinness world record for largest open sandwich (a barbecue pork bun)

If a bear wore pants...

Deserved. The Matterhorn isnt in Bern.

The cantonal government was responding to a written question from Liberal Green parliamentarian Thomas Brönnimann, who wondered whether it would not be more appropriate to depict the bear without its masculine attributes, so that the population as a whole would feel better represented.

I wish progress was instead defined by people speaking up for themselves and privileged people only supporting them to raise their voice...

oh wow... TIL

It's the right to bear arms, not bear dongs

Dear God! No NSFW tag? That gigantic red bear penis is now seared into my memory until my dying day.

Please Mr. Trump, save us from the bear penis, send the seventh fleet to Switzerland!

Bern, Switzerland -- sponsored by Cialis.