Don't know if it's a thing but I make Beefgur for my wife each evening. Beef tartare then pressed into a patty and seared like a burger before serving so still juicy inside. Then always chucked on tomato, onion, and cheese.

She hates the name but loves the taste lol

Bro, that's just a burger.

a hamburger, yeah basically lol, there's different types of em

Try serving it with a glass of beef milk on the side. It's like almond milk but it comes from cows!

I mean. It's no milk steak but would try.

I prefer beef milk because it's easier to find their nipples and milk them.

WTH with this?

I'm here to tell you that they don't even filter the almond nipples out.

You're drinking at least 5% nipple.

I'm not proud of how long it took me to figure out what you meant.

It's a proprietary blend.

Ah, we're taking the piss. I wholeheartedly approve

Careful about the gender of the cow.

You don't want to get them mixed up. It hurts

I dunno, they seemed pretty into it

I thought you were the same person at first.

All cows are female.

Blood and sweat included at no extra cost.

how'd the milk taste?

Beefy.

My hand-strained, teat-to-table beef milk? That cost $60/gallon.

EVERY evening?

Wait wait wait ! What's up with you and @OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world posting the exact same text and comments ???

How do you celebrate beefgur eve?

All cows eat grass.