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"After looking around the room for 2 minutes, my wife says "I can't find the case for 'Wood'". Picture of the disk for Doom rotated by 90ยฐ. Below a picture of a forest with the hud and the chainsaw of the original Doom
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lumpenproletariat quokk.au Deceptichum@quokk.au
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username_1 programming.dev username_1@programming.dev
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lumpenproletariat quokk.au Deceptichum@quokk.au
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NeatNit discuss.tchncs.de NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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It have a T-shirt that says "MOOD" in just that style! Of course, since I'm the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be?
There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

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TachyonTele piefed.social TachyonTele@piefed.social
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be? There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

If the pope shits in the woods, does Doom Guy hear it?

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ZILtoid1991 lemmy.world ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be? There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

You're the Wood guy, you're taking care of a forest.

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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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does 81 through a school zone

"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN"

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Mwa thelemmy.club Mwa@thelemmy.club
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Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.

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Fushuan [he/him] lemmy.blahaj.zone fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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You mean 8L right

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be? There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can't see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.

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toofpic lemmy.world toofpic@lemmy.world
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If the pope shits in the woods, does Doom Guy hear it?

He is not just hearing, he's on his way! (The Pope is actually the final boss. The Woodguy(tm) was living in peace with all the animals, until The Pope came and started shitting all around.

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Colonel Panic programming.dev xtools@programming.dev
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i'd play that

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Klear quokk.au Klear@quokk.au
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Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.

There's already a sourceport called Woof.

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errer lemmy.world errer@lemmy.world
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Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can't see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.

Valheim is basically that, with the added fun of occasionally being squished by a troll

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Mwa thelemmy.club Mwa@thelemmy.club
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There's already a sourceport called Woof.

i mean like a mod about deforestation called "wood" where you cut down trees.
similar to this meme
but i think i get your point "woof" does rhyme with "wood"

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Truscape lemmy.blahaj.zone Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-20
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be? There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

RUST has a pretty fun "minigame" where you have to connect certain points with each axe chop/chainsaw cut to quickly fall the tree, always wondered why that hasn't been poached for other games.

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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Iโ€™m sorry, this looks like a gorgeous game, I would love it, but it is potentially devastatingly worse for the environment. Of course this depends on hell ventilation and demon methane output

Have we considered a BFG that plants trees

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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Best I can do is mowing the lawn in Doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaJgzKOypU

dl the WAD here

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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i mean like a mod about deforestation called "wood" where you cut down trees. similar to this meme but i think i get your point "woof" does rhyme with "wood"

"woof" does rhyme with "wood"

No it doesn't. The only way 'wood' sounds anything like "woof" is when pronounced by Jonathan Ross (the English TV guy, not the American murderer) ๐Ÿ˜›

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Valheim is basically that, with the added fun of occasionally being squished by a troll

So basically the EXACT same thing as being a Swedish lumberjack IRL!

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dual_sport_dork ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ lemmy.world dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world
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i'd play that

Well, you can play this:

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
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Your wife has a case for my wood.

Donโ€™t get up. Iโ€™ll see myself out.

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
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Knee Deep In The Underbrush

The Shores Of Sawdust

Inferno

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HugeNerd lemmy.ca HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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Well, you can play this:

ah with pre-SA Jian

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Trainguyrom reddthat.com Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can't see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.

Farm Simulator has a bunch of tree farming content in the base game

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SaharaMaleikuhm feddit.org SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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It have a T-shirt that says "MOOD" in just that style! Of course, since I'm the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.

You can look at it before putting it on. Your welcum!

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Onomatopoeia lemmy.cafe Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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Your wife has a case for my wood. Donโ€™t get up. Iโ€™ll see myself out.

Funny how she has trouble finding it!

(Hold the door for me please, I'm right behind you).

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grinka lemmy.zip grinka@lemmy.zip
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You mean 8L right

So 58?

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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So 58?
  1. If the smaller number comes first it gets subtracted.
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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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I approve of this.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be? There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

There was that minigame in Superhot.

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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Knee Deep In The Underbrush The Shores Of Sawdust Inferno

Thy Bark Consumed

...

Wooden Sigil

Wooden Sigil II (couldn't think of anything good for those ones)

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Affine Connection lemmy.world AffineConnection@lemmy.world
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+81

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grinka lemmy.zip grinka@lemmy.zip
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If the smaller number comes first it gets subtracted.

Oh, alright thanks

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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wakes up

has morning doom

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waterSticksToMyBalls lemmy.world waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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Lumberjacked is pretty close

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ForeverComical lemmy.ca UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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wakes up has morning doom

Lady boner?

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bampop lemmy.world bampop@lemmy.world
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+81

You can play it when you're 81 years older than you are now

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