Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG

So yeah, nowt flash

Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"

Dick guillotine

Attorney at cock law.

Cock law in this country isn't governed by reason

right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

Prove it.

just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots

"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"

Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.

And they say journalism is dead

Actual Audio

Hahahahahaja

No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.

Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

That face still needs work tho.

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy

I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

That's not very nice

Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

Also ... wiki/Low_Cocklaw ... ?

I don't remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns

With a face like that, the only thing she's enjoying sex with is made of plastic.

By the sound

Same, luv. Same.

Either is her face .

Ok I’ll try that in my car.

Not your car. Just your pussy

My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

Vagina dentata

You are American, right?

Drop the bass

shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond