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NickwithaC lemmy.world NickwithaC@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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A Mastodon post reading: "crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this" and an image of a cartoon dog that reads: "violence against women pledge"
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ThePantser sh.itjust.works ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-19
#2 · Quote Reply

McGruff is a Republican and narc
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Jännät sopuli.xyz jaennaet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-28
#3 · Quote Reply
ThePantser wrote:
McGruff is a Republican and narc
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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-25
#4 · Quote Reply
ThePantser wrote:
McGruff is a Republican and narc

And Irish.
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definitely_AI feddit.online definitely_AI@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-02-28
#5 · Quote Reply

I'm gonna cut my woman-hitting in half, and double up on my man-hitting instead, because of this ad.
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thenextguy lemmy.world thenextguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-28
#6 · Quote Reply

We used to get sexual harassment training at work. I asked if it was a how-to. It did not go over well.
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webp mander.xyz webp@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-09
#7 · Quote Reply

against violence
against women
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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-23
#8 · Quote Reply

I read 'pledge' as 'please' the first time
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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#9 · Quote Reply

Look, im against violence against women, but if Mcgruff says we need to do it, well, sorry ladies. That’s the law.

~I am so sorry for this joke~
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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#10 · Quote Reply
Proprietary_Blend wrote:
And Irish.

Nah, an Irish Republican is a very different thing.
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three lemmy.zip three@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#11 · Quote Reply
thenextguy wrote:
We used to get sexual harassment training at work. I asked if it was a how-to. It did not go over well.
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eth0slash0 sh.itjust.works eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-31
#12 · Quote Reply
three wrote:
[removed by moderator]

E.g.
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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
#13 · Quote Reply
webp wrote:
against violence against women

Against violence.

Against women.

Got it!
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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
#14 · Quote Reply

McGruff says, you gotta get tough and kick um in the muff!
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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#15 · Quote Reply

He is a cop after all
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iamdisappoint reddthat.com iamdisappoint@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-01
#16 · Quote Reply

McMuff!
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#17 · Quote Reply
definitely_AI wrote:
I'm gonna cut my woman-hitting in half, and double up on my man-hitting instead, because of this ad.

Number after cutting women-hitting in half: CAN'T DIVIDE BY ZERO

Number after doubling man-hitting: 0
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jack_of_sandwich lemmy.sdf.org jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-12
#18 · Quote Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 wrote:
Number after cutting women-hitting in half: CAN'T DIVIDE BY ZERO Number after doubling man-hitting: 0

Cutting something in half is not dividing by zero. 0/2 is 0. Perfectly well defined.
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jack_of_sandwich lemmy.sdf.org jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-12
#19 · Quote Reply
Jännät wrote:
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But all dogs go to heaven....

A dilemma.
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explodicle sh.itjust.works explodicle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-11
#20 · Quote Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 wrote:
Number after cutting women-hitting in half: CAN'T DIVIDE BY ZERO Number after doubling man-hitting: 0

That's dividing by two, chief.
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itsgroundhogdayagain lemmy.ml itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-21
#21 · Quote Reply

Take a bite out of women!
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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#22 · Quote Reply

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
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collapse_already lemmy.ml collapse_already@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-11-29
#23 · Quote Reply

Is being a cop the single greatest predictor of predilection towards violence against women? Other contenders probably include barbaric barely out of the caves religious beliefs (like the various Abrahimic religions) and suffering abuse as a child.
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sinokon lemmy.dbzer0.com sinokon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-07-29
#24 · Quote Reply
jack_of_sandwich wrote:
But all dogs go to heaven.... A dilemma.

Cerberus is already in hell tho
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